Mr. Fliptastic

A summary of the current GOP plan on the shutdown:

1.) We are actually the stewards of healthcare (ignore your premiums, plez)

2.) If the democraps don't open government, we'll ruin our own voters lives.

3.) *vague heavy breathing sounds from Stephen Miller's office*

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“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

If you've been exposed online to European opinions on America, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

it is fucking sickening that these people go on TV and boast about their campaign of terror against civilian fishermen

I’m sorry. Only the Trump administration is allowed to dox judges and Democrats

So Democrats rigged the 2020 election without the White House but then just forgot to rig it in 2024 when they *did* have the White House?

Tommy Tuberville on the 2020 census: "The Democrats were letting illegals come in for a different count. They obviously had a census going that was all rigged. The 2020 election basically was rigged."

(Believe it or not, Donald Trump was president in 2020.)

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

Now they want to not pay workers backpay that they are entitled to. Even the ones who are working currently without getting paid. This tracks, donald always is stiffing workers by not paying them. Orange loser.

"Are there pictures of Donald Trump with naked underage girls?"

"You're a poopyhead"

"I repeat, are there pictures of Donald Trump with naked underage girls?"

Silence.

Bondi ain't defending Trump on this one.

I wish I could get through my daily life by just screaming "WHATABOUT" every time anybody said anything to me.

Chuck Schumer just now: “Speaker Johnson has been a massive roadblock to getting anything done. His members aren't even here... He's not serious, and he doesn't give a damn. Instead of doing his job, he's spreading lies—typical Johnson MO to distract from his total incompetence to get a deal.”

Note there’s no mention here that all of these mortgage fraud claims have been found to be absurd/false on the merits

lol quite a thing to base a piece on

The Supreme Court appears ready to side with Trump in bringing back “gay conversion therapy.”

This practice involves physically abusing teenagers to try to turn them heterosexual, including with electric shocks and chemically-induced nausea.

“10/7 was bad and everything that followed in aftermath was worse” is a perfectly moral and popular position. it’s more or less the American consensus on 9/11.

PADILLA: Do you believe govt officials are obligated to follow court orders whether they agree with them or not, yes or no?

BONDI: I wish you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump

PADILLA: I asked a simple yes or no question

Among the grossest traits of SCOTUS (and modern religions) is the complete rejection of psychology as a legitimate profession where it clashes with religion. A lot of them simply believe you can persuade people not to be gay, a thing that's never worked.

“Cleansing”

Lol I didn’t realize Johnson had already gone on record with this fucking disastrous bullshit. What in the world are they actually even thinking? It’s mind boggling.

They think it would be fun, and all that matters to political journalists is that they have fun.

At this point you just have to assume that WH press corps reporters keep prodding him on this because they want to see him do it

Just as a reminder, Bondi’s origin story in Trump world is that she said she was going to investigate Trump University, Trump sent her a $25K check and the investigation disappeared. She later became Trump’s personal defense lawyer. So yeah, don’t challenge her integrity.

If this was a no, it would be really easy to say no.

Bondi’s ad hominem attack on Whitehouse is WAY more of an answer than she realizes.

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

I mean, I've got to say, the insane thing about all of this is that I didn't think the GOP could have -less- of a plan than they did on previous shutdowns.

TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG

You think Bondi is besting anybody here? Please be serious.

I wonder if she resents Trump at all for appointing her to a job where she has to be the public face of pedophile defending.

NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse