SDJ

Even Verhoeven would be like “idk I think that’s a little much”

Especially in such a weak year, it's going to clean up!

Best picture, best actor (meat slices), best supporting actress (hands grabbing meat), best supporting actor (meat slicer)

I'm submitting this to the Oscars

Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one

The rumors that Warner Bros. intentionally tanked its promotion once execs watched it must be true, no?

The lack of critics awards for Robert Pattinson's performance in Mickey 17 is *very* confusing!

The last words you hear after selecting Mad Max mode are a mispronounced, AI-generated word salad of "masterful own, gentlesir!" before you crash into a lamp post

What if @nyfcc.bsky.social goes with Rose Byrne for Best Actress?

A black and white drawing of an old woman in her kitchen, blowing three kisses over a pot of pasta.

Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?

i know it's a weaker year than usual for animation but we do not have to settle for this when there are actually good animated films out there

Being a snobby coastal elite film critic used to mean something!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Madigan, Weapons

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Sinners

Going from 'Flow' last year to... this! 🫩

Let's gooooooooooooo

We need an English word for the feeling you get when the worst person you know consistently gets good luck and achievements that they don't deserve

for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan

Seeing Safe on the big screen later this month is going to alter my brain chemistry!

Photo of Julianne Moore sitting on a change from A Single Man with "starring Julianne Moore" and a list of films beneath it.

Happy Julianne Moore month on the Criterion Channel to all who celebrate!

A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.

Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!

Seeing that people you know still post on LinkedIn is the worst feeling in the world!

Fan edit circa 2002 of Cate Blanchett as Galadriel saying "I have passed the test. I will diminish and go into the West, and remain Galadriel."

Just logged in to LinkedIn for the first time in a year and things were very bleak

She did it last off-season, too! But why!!!

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

[getting drinks with captain hook]

Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy

Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me

Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee