Big Daddy Drix 🏳️‍🌈

my parents expected me to try my best. my best was all As so I did that. they pushed me enough to help me get there but not so much that they burned me out.

it’s the best

Alright well we need to play disc golf

Big Carp Swagged Out Pimp Job ASTONISHES Local Baseball Fans

disagree

The Fantasy Football community is in tatters! Don’t they know he’s slow! Don’t they know about Blake Corum???? They can’t keep doing this!!!

Jarquez Huntailures in shambles

(not the banger disc, like banger meaning good, just to be clear lol

Sounds like a banger honestly, I’m interested

Mahomes QB1 irl or in fantasy

beautifully said

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

They doing this so Pablo don’t investigate them

I relate so heavily to “it’s not good yet but I simply must post”

honestly no one has ever stood like the big wet president. he’s innovating new and exciting ways to look like he has somehow fallen over and stayed standing at the same time.

This is the second term version of the photo of him yelling at the kid mowing the White House lawn from his first term.

probably wanted to stay close to home

Ramis: I can’t tell you how many people have told me, “When I go to the movies, I don’t want to think.” Believer interviewer: Does that offend you as a filmmaker? Ramis: It offends me as a human being. Why wouldn’t you want to think? What does that mean? Why not just shoot yourself in the fucking head?

People plugging their entire skulls into A.I. makes me think of this old Believer interview with Harold Ramis

it won’t, but there are countless funny ways this could resolve

what’s it like?

Kerry coming back with a biblical vengeance might have been exactly what we needed

Lyle Milton says vibes > evidence when it comes to his pet war criminal

Normal person: could you provide evidence for your claims?

KHiver: we’re not playing that game, here’s a bunch of conjecture about you personally to distract from the fact that I have no actual evidence for my argument.

that’s not the whimsy I care for personally

no

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I noticed last month at some point that he had three straight 1,000 yard rushing seasons so I just hoped he had enough receiving yards to make it work

Tony Pollard?

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“Packers WOM” is a cursed concept

:(