Ajhax

A Lumines Arise score screen showing a session play time of over 2 hours, with a C rating

lmao, I spend over two hours in a single run to complete Journey Survival mode and the game goes "eh, average"

Hello! Gonna be doing a UFO 50 stream this Saturday raising money for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank. Going to stream for ~12 hours and try to beat at least 10 of the games. Any donations are very much appreciated! tilt.fyi/8hOOHKukoS

unfortunately the town's only resident was shot into space

That's a great question!

Of all the production issues I've seen in my career, "we accidentally deployed an extremely old version of an API missing 15 months of changes" is one I've never seen before today

Just a reminder not to screenshot some shithead's bad opinions to repost here so you can put "I disagree" at the top. Stop spreading their message for them.

Instead of "Man vs Weird Monster" I should have just put "Jurassic Park"

Top 5 movie genres:

Man vs Chucky
Man vs Michael Myers
Man vs Freddy Krueger
Man vs Weird Monster
Man vs Jason Voorhees

YouTube video by BANDAI NAMCO Europe ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN The Forsaken Hollows | Official Gameplay Reveal Trailer

hype as HELL

youtu.be/z5ASspHK398?...

This isn’t some brilliant secret 5D chess move by the democrats that’s going to pay huge dividends later. This is democrats deliberately losing a policy fight as hard as they can, because that’s what they always do. Democrats lose on purpose.

Democrats lose on purpose

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

YouTube video by American High this happens every. time. #americanhighshorts. Shoutout Hyacinth Lover for this sketch idea!

source: youtube.com/shorts/Ldl4N...

probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time

Only Motern Media will give you this

Mr. Rogers looking out a window with a word balloon: "Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!"

here ya go

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

being a cop is telling everyone that you are always the most scared you've ever been at every moment, and that is why it's okay for you to shoot literally anyone

wait that came out in 2022? I would have sworn that was this year

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

If Democrats brush off a Nazi tattoo as an innocent mistake, they're abandoning the ability to make effective arguments against Nazis across the aisle. It'd be an unforced error that would taint the party for generations, and rightly so.

/3

I know a lot of people are already spreading this info, but hoping to spread it a little further: donating to a food bank, food pantry, or food distribution mutual aid group is really important right now, as TFG and the fucking GOP are shutting down snap benefits on November 1. I'll link to a few

Jason X is the best one IMO

I'm gonna start doing a bunch of short streams to get donations for Feeding America, which works with food banks around the country to help people keep food on their table. With republicans intentionally about to starve 40 million folks, people need help! twitch.tv/ajhax and tilt.fyi/6J7NYKmtj8

STEREOGUM: It’s cool to hear you grappling with it, though. VIOLENT J: It’s not cool. It shouldn’t even be an issue. We’re smarter than that. As Juggalos, we’re not judgmental. How the fuck could we be Juggalos and say that? It don’t even make sense. It’s the biggest contradiction you could have. And somehow, it just flew for years. It’s a terrible thing.

I like the second part to this coda more, myself.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

That classic work scenario where you suggest something and get ignored and five minutes later someone else suggests the same thing and gets lauded for their insight and genius

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG