Brian Griffith

That's like the one household robot I'd accept.

The Executive Function Roomba.

and that's before you even take into account ain't nobody preserving pure Aryan bloodlines in the grim darkness of the far future

also like "Cadian" isn't an ethnicity

the Imperium wiped out the whole population once and resettled the place

it's not like they went "Whoops, almost let some POCs in, good thing we caught that in time"

do these guys not know that the Guard will take anyone with a pulse (and the Mechanicus will take the ones that don't)

I mean granted, Miller is over there going "Those are rookie numbers" and cranking up the cost of work visas.

He genuinely paid $44 billion to have his junk slammed in a car door daily.

there's a decent chance they actually got Avellone to consult on it

a man who to this day does not understand what he managed to make

Giganta got a big nudge in a Kirbyish direction, and it's seriously paying dividends here. Just her bulk and the set of her jaw, combined with her implant greebles, it's all very Fourth World and I love that.

Finding out how much my parents were guessing their asses off has been interesting.

As angles go, "CM Punk is pretty racist" is on-brand.

And he's completely different when not in character (and an Aussie, to boot).

To top it all off, the beloved Armour Through the Ages set returns once more so you can add Space Marines in classic marks of armour to your collection. Each set contains five resin and plastic miniatures – one each in MkI, MkII, MkIII, MkIV, and MkV patterns of power armour. Paint them in your favourite Legion’s colours for a great Horus Heresy-era display!*

If you look at the original GW promo text, you can sorta see what the AI summary snagged on.

I'll get the Mistress of the Dark Foundation for Wayward Girls on the line.

Rumor is, The Mouse yelled at them.

I don't know if this is all that hot a take, but I think baseball movies are way better than football movies, on average.

The rivalry between the Washington Post and the New York Times has been a low bar to clear lately, but damned if the Bezos Post doesn't seem bound and determined to get clobbered in the face by it.

Like, the Bible is pretty black and white about welcoming foreigners.

Couple of cities got smote about it.

It's not a workout the Jedi would teach you.

It just suffers from the curse that there's always gonna be someone who wants to build the Torment Nexus.

I might've never heard of Mark Kern!

Like no wonder he's in "I Saw the TV Glow."

Thinking that 2 did James dirty was a wild hill for Gans to die on.

objectively correct answer

what side do elves in shorts fall here

Oh hey, we all saturated up in this business.

But it is an acceptable time to ply Miss Piggy with sweets.

Oh, we can do better. Bone flail, with the skull as the head.

Honestly had to come to terms with the idea that a pretty significant portion of my bookshelves was created by some incredibly shitty people.

See also the historical building destroyed to make Trump Tower.

The easy answer to "Why don't Somalis want to be in Somalia?" is always "because the West continues to make it an unsafe place."