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guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

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sentar é um ato de fé

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ficaria muito feliz se o plural de mão fosse mões

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incrivel a quantodade de tempo que eu ja passei olhando pra essa paisagem

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i had a dream, that i’d always been yours

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venho aqui admitir que sou um grande fã de mediana

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falar aqui pra mim o dance fever so tem 14 musicas

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eu amo a dilma falando eu sou presidente de banco querida

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não entendi eu tenho essa energia? kkkk

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i lowkey am that girl

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po vsf

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you can call me what you like

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vacina antirrábica? desculpa mas não vou tomar. quero manter meu rabo

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2025: DO AMPHETAMINES NOW

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la niña 👎/ la niña 👍

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odeio la niña

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pensar que existe espirro fedido e espirro inodoro

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eu quando estou sozinho

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É o Brasil do Brasil

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imagina ser a dua lipa

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florence pelo amor de deus lanca o album logo

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voce namoraria alguem que escuta saint motel?

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e eu que fui pesquisar uma musica no apple music e essa foi a sugestão de busca

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Muito obrigada a quem compilou esse vídeo kkkkkk
Nunca o futebol brasileiro me fez rir tanto

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rindo até tossir com esse de novo

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