nosferatu fan pge (aka the marianaverse of madness)

I know unmarried pregnant women pre-sexual revolution LOVED when a big war came around like uh yeah my “husband” died during the war….exactly 👀

Two panel meme: 1. Maybe you should go back and stop 9/11 or something 2. 9/11 … 1973: Presidente Allende!

El Presidente 🫡

If I was invited into the criterion closet I would be like I am okay thank you :)

exactly.

yea 😤

I just feel like a medieval peasant would really enjoy daft punk’s “one more time”

I can’t stop thinking abt how funny this is

anyone who's mean to me is actually a deep state actor put there by the anti Christ to deter me from realizing my destiny of becoming an angel twink on earth

I wouldn’t say I am a communist, but my general feelings towards the subject are the result of reading like a third of the communist manifesto in a barnes and noble one time when I was in high school and just being like yeah no that makes sense and then going to read some manga

I’ve said for years that You Can Just Pick Up the Phone and Call People but it’s never been more true than it is today

“The Irritating Gentleman” by Berthold Woltze. A slimy looking guy bothering a young woman traveling alone and clearly in mourning

Contrary to the pundit class’ insistence, someone talking to you on public transit has been so reviled for so long there was a painting about it 150 years ago

I like having a bf bc he’ll call me at 11 pm to make sure I’m in bed and it’s like ok ya you’re right to do so as I am running on like 4 hours sleep and was standing in the kitchen washing dishes in the nude

(reading Lolita) Vladimir, STOP!

PDF of kebab and chips

there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips

Just bought a rug for my dining area. Will to live slightly restored 🙂‍↕️🙏

AI has to be stopped………

going to ask my therapist if i can break up with my boyfriend because he is afraid of frogs so i cannot send him pictures of frogs that i find online

'Princess Mononoke' (1997)
dir. Hayao Miyazaki 📽️

wearing those scrunchy butt work out leggings is gauche and stolen valor

whenever girls posts pictures working out captioned like “not working to be skinny. working to be strong” it’s like ok not me tho im skinny

truly astounding how warm 46 degrees feels when the weather feel was in the single digits a week and a half ago 🥴

I lovea da ordering a-da fooda!

being in ur 20s is so crazy like the last month I was 29 the guy I liked came to ny without telling me and I didn’t eat for 2 days

I do not need my coworkers to see what I really look like at 9:30 am when I’ve had 3 hours of sleep and no make up on Google PLS help me here

Google meets not having beauty filters is ruining my life