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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I found my birthday and my lucky sign is “GENTS” and I finish last in everything 🤨 www.peculiarmanicule.com/the-un-zodiac/

ooh yah i should’ve added the link to where i found it, you found the same website xD

im glad i’ve been able to share it around tho!! it’s such a gem

February 17, 7:09 p.m. - February 17, 11:59 p.m. Your lucky number is 783-3103 (Ask for Shirley). Your lucky sign is YES, WE'RE OPEN. Your lucky color is Little Riding Hood Red. Your lucky object is a 1938 almanac. Bogus is the most powerful of all birth signs and has been known to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Men and women born under this sign are firm decision-makers. But then again, maybe they aren't.

May 31- December 11 Your lucky number is the highlight of a floundering broadway musical. Your lucky sign is DO NOT TALK TO THE DRIVER WHILE COACH IS IN MOTION. Your lucky color is War and Peach. Your lucky object is broken. Stradivarius women are very gullible and will believe most anything they are told. Over 3000 of them own the Brooklyn Bridge. Stradivarius men enjoy the finer things in life-like being in Carolina in the morning.

May 3 - May 9 Your lucky number is on a four-party line. Your lucky sign is KEYS MADE HERE. Your lucky color is Sorry Wrong Umber. Your lucky object is kazoo. Videos are resourceful and amusing people who make curious items with pipe cleaners, tell thousands of funny stories at parties, and take lots of home movies. Video is the most useless of the birth signs.

May 10 - May 30 Your lucky number is 1929. Your lucky sign is DO NOT SPIT ON THE FLOOR. Your lucky color is Come and Get Me Copper. Your lucky object is 2½ yards of iron pipe. Melbas have absolutely nothing in common with one another. Those born under this sign include Whistler's Mother, Attila the Hun, and The Wizard of Oz. See, what did we tell you?

i can feel my soul being enriched and empowered

aww that’s so sweet thank you for the kind words <3

fank u

a drawing of a character who looks creepy

39. i guess this? it was a style test from 2023. i do a lot of abstract art for fun most times but to me that’s not weird, this is weird.

wrist wraps for men, women, cable machine, home gym

ah yes the 4 genders

cover image of the Unzodiac

"Unastrologers will love it!" - Madame Zelda Carl Oppenheimer says: "Only Wally Edwards could come up with a book like this!" "I liked it!" - Wally Edwards

A Heretofore Unpublished Revelation of Astrological Phenomena (whatever that means...) Brilliantly conceived and written by: WALLY EDWARDS Esq., B.S.E.E. Exquisitely & bountifully illustrated by: K!ppy J Schüssler B.F.A., SP/4 USAR/Ret. Hallmark

February 17, 7:09 p.m. - February 17, 11:59 p.m. Your lucky number is 783-3103 (Ask for Shirley). Your lucky sign is YES, WE'RE OPEN. Your lucky color is Little Riding Hood Red. Your lucky object is a 1938 almanac. Bogus is the most powerful of all birth signs and has been known to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Men and women born under this sign are firm decision-makers. But then again, maybe they aren't.

May 31- December 11 Your lucky number is the highlight of a floundering broadway musical. Your lucky sign is DO NOT TALK TO THE DRIVER WHILE COACH IS IN MOTION. Your lucky color is War and Peach. Your lucky object is broken. Stradivarius women are very gullible and will believe most anything they are told. Over 3000 of them own the Brooklyn Bridge. Stradivarius men enjoy the finer things in life-like being in Carolina in the morning.

May 3 - May 9 Your lucky number is on a four-party line. Your lucky sign is KEYS MADE HERE. Your lucky color is Sorry Wrong Umber. Your lucky object is kazoo. Videos are resourceful and amusing people who make curious items with pipe cleaners, tell thousands of funny stories at parties, and take lots of home movies. Video is the most useless of the birth signs.

May 10 - May 30 Your lucky number is 1929. Your lucky sign is DO NOT SPIT ON THE FLOOR. Your lucky color is Come and Get Me Copper. Your lucky object is 2½ yards of iron pipe. Melbas have absolutely nothing in common with one another. Those born under this sign include Whistler's Mother, Attila the Hun, and The Wizard of Oz. See, what did we tell you?

i can feel my soul being enriched and empowered

January 30 - February 2 picture of a tiger Your lucky number is up. Your lucky sign is BUY BONDS. Your lucky color is Hiho Silver. Your lucky object is a curling iron. Gotchas are honest and dependable until they come in contact with large sums of money. This sign is ruled by the distant planet Gumbo which was recently evicted from the seventh house.

January 2 - January 29 chaos (bug pictured) Your lucky number is 7608.382. Your lucky sign is NO SMOKING. Your lucky color is National Park Stone Yellow. Your lucky object is a moustache cup. Those born under the sign of Chaos are excellent in financial affairs, in fact, many have been arrested for fooling around with bank tellers. Love and marriage play an important role in the life of Chaos women, but not necessarily in that order

GASTO December 12 - December 23 Your lucky number is social security. Your lucky sign is IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO DARN CLOSE. Your lucky color is Waltzing Magenta. Your lucky object is the world's largest ball of tin foil. Individuals born under the sign of Gusto are in constant turmoil due to the opposing forces of Mars and the moon during the second lunar month. But that's their problem.

February 3 - February 15 Your lucky number is Pi. Your lucky sign is PLEASE KEEP ARM INSIDE BUS. Your lucky color is Seedless Orange. Your lucky object is a decoder ring. Phobias are helpful, courteous, kind, and can hold their breath for over two minutes. Those born under this sign are fickle but usually successful in marriage, and many Phobias can change their minds and diapers simultaneously.

here ye, hear me

i found some fun 1971 illustrations for hallmark. below are some of my favs!
🧵 #artinspo

theres always someone who ruins the fun for everyone shake my head

do you think i can smoke it on a plane?

my foot? why am i posting this…

i have quality instagram stories for my family overseas yknow yknow

rlly hope we as a society move on from Meta platforms, its so predatory and represents everything i hate about capitalism. that being said, im a loser and will continue using it because i hate FOMO

honestly same, ive just spent 15 minutes playing a game i call „did the EU allow instagram to do this or is it just really well hidden?“

a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are non-garbage person tco after party no (ads), bitch!

when there's a mangled body in a ditch

(also for the record, i don’t smoke cigarette and i don’t eat bubbles)

i was at a wedding yesterday and was blowing bubbles a lot, everytime i did people approached me and said they thought i was smoking bwhaha

i honestly think blowing bubbles and smoking are on par with me for anxiety control. i want to see how powerful my breath is

the relief on their face when i explain my sister is in fact alive, but i just don’t speak to her. i love misleading ppl

seeing the expression on someone’s face when they ask me if i have any siblings and i sigh and say „not anymore“ is the highlight of my day

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

oh hell ya

hiatus startin now

could be could be

It's so pleasant to be able to scroll on here and not endure a barrage of targeted ads 😵‍💫

what do you think there’s more of on the internet? opinions or buttholes?

Protest movements that stop as soon as they start seeing results fail.

Protest movements that keep going until your whole squad is across the finish line win.