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Tbh I used to be scared of my corgi puppy cause she was kind of aggressive. I have no idea how I fixed it but now I can grab her face, give her kisses and cuddles without fearing for my life lmao

One of my favourite things is an American misunderstanding a Brit and the Brit has to say a word with an American accent for them to get it. Cracks me up every time

currently being held hostage in a nail salon because their card system is down, so is their atm, so is the atm next door. last resort was etransfer which is taking its sweet time (20 minutes and counting) to go through ❤️❤️❤️

🙋🏻‍♀️ question!

why are kendal and hailey always at the met. they a giving nothing 🤩🤩🤩

😭😭 with you in spirit 🧍🏻‍♀️

i love art and i love stardew valley. if i see some crochet cows or junimos i really lose it 🤩🤩

get your dawgs off of fb marketplace. crop your photos! put some socks on! idc but put them things away!!!! 😵‍💫

this thread. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 yup yup yup.

could you imagine if the man who was found guilty of 34 felonies was actually sent to jail?! or the man who was twice impeached. or the man who stole government documents. or the man who was found liable for sexual assault. or the man who had a fraudulent university and charity. or the man who….

I FINISHED ANOTHER PAINTING!! 🎨

i told bobby i love irving as much as i loved walter bishop after episode four, only for WALTER BISHOP TO BE AT DINNER AS FIELDS?! that is crazy. i am so happy though #fringe #severance

mini eggs are 25 dollars. we are cooked!!!!!!!!!

yes, you absolutely should 🤠🐴

this is the craziest thing i’ve read today!!!

i brewed my tea and actually remembered to make a cup!!!

the way my best friend sends me a three word text and i respond with five novels. l m a o

i know it’s been around for five years now but ordering groceries for pick up has changed my life and it’s only been three weeks of using it. i hate grocery shopping!!!!

all my art is on the walls, finally selling unused stuff AND new babies. our home is finally feeling complete 🥺😭❤️

i finally met an italian greyhound today. i couldn’t be happier. oh my god. angel babies fr

why can’t making friends be as easy as it is in stardew. ‘hello here’s some SAP’ be my friend lmfao.

can i go on mat leave for a puppy lmao

why have two brains when you and your bestie can just share one?!?!

i. am. losing. my. mind. 🤩🤠🤪

tell me whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy everything is a sign lately. hello. what the hell. idk what the sign is but it’s torture 🙂🙂🙂🙂

who can i pay to study my dreams? they are unhinged and i truly do not know what is real and not anymore 🤠

like, i know trying to make plans with me is annoying, and nothings going to make me change. so shout out to the real ones who haven’t cut me off for being flakey 🫶🏻🫶🏻

i got a puppy and not to be dramatic but time has drastically slowed down

alarm bells really go off when someones so angry and can’t believe beyoncé won best country album but then say theyd be fine if post won it. why is that 🤨.

I just want to be in a place that the price of cereal doesn’t make me go into a unhinged rant in aisle #5 anymore

i’m so serious guys…. when are we going to finally start demanding realistic concert ticket pricing?! come on, abel. $1000?!