Maddy

oh! that explains a lot! and is really gross!

If we've learned anything these last few years, it's that They're Never Kidding and It's Never Just A Joke, They Mean That Shit.

what the fuck does that mean??

like the first snowflake of December. I just saw a lone tourist stumble stiff legged into the metro car and stare at the map for a second. cherry blossom season can't be far off

if you're into things like fragrance there are cheaper dupes all around! it turns out perfume is not exactly expensive to make

because they've been hired straight out of school into their billionaire funded sinecures and have never had an actual job

The 2020s can be dire, so it's important to recognize cultural victories where we can. For example, society no longer feels the need to Mumford its sons

I figured it out!

genuinely thought you were talking about Britain until halfway through this post lmao

beautiful names for orange cats: cheverly, clarendon, vienna, landover, rosslyn, smithsonian, east falls church, etc.

with your dogs Lavar and Clinton :3

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

i love being soft and strong at the same time

I recommend spending gym time remembering the names of people who call you Big Liz so you can kick their asses

folks, she's ridiculously beautiful

I'm skipping it and listening to the Charli xcx soundtrack because I am a homosexual

"I am no son"

"can we make this more culturally insensitive and immediately dated than foiling an Arab man's attempt to suicide bomb an airliner?"

love that for you!! I have my own ffs in 12 days and will be recovering in a far less glorious setting

ooooh facialteam?

😭 I'm a monster

🫂🫂🫂 it was so good for you to be there with her, even if it's so hard

now I know how Patriots fans feel, I can't say shit 😵

Herbie Hancock? I just listened to that for the first time like two days ago lmao, what a weird universe

closest thing to an admission we’ll get that the government got taken for a ride by a transphobic hate movement, fucking both them and us over, and it’s an unnamed source with a slur in it

killing this aesthetic isn't online gambling's biggest sin but it's on the list

"now, fight"

Memories treasured forever. 💔 You're in my thoughts friend

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.

Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

oh God do you have to endure the Mega Cleanse