Maddy

Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.

sending hugs

Author Notes: 8th Nov 2021, 10:27 PM maximumgraves “and it’s gonna get easier and easier, and more and more convenient, and more and more pleasurable, to be alone with images on a screen, given to us by people who do not love us but want our money. which is all right. in low doses, right? but if that’s the basic main staple of your diet, you’re gonna die. in a meaningful way, you’re going to die.” - david foster wallace, although of course you end up becoming yourself “i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit.” - lazerbot, tails gets trolled

i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.

I'm glad playing helps. You are loved, regardless of your skills 🫂

I often think about how lucky I am, despite all the nonsense. How many generations of people in the past were like me, and could do nothing about this? I turned myself into a *woman*. It feels like a miracle.

I can't say I've experienced that! But yeah! People focus so much on the vag, and it's nice, but the clit is where it's *at*. These surgeons are so good at making the whole thing work how it's supposed to

And a clit gives you so much sensation and fun but stays tucked away. The forever tuck

Honey. Egg husband. It's your body. You don't even have to be trans to take estrogen! Just do it if you want to. If you want to do that it probably means you're trans, but the label doesn't matter. You can just do what you want to your body!

Me cheering with one hand up. Holding jacket eyes closed smiling screaming

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

Tess oh my God this poor girl, you were cooking her

Which is her own fault. Take the estrogen girl

oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls

They're absolutely great. Open invitation to AMA

we should change it back to the Tappan Zee Bridge

that's right you jawless bitch, you lost because you cope bearded Knights of Columbus freaks didn't convert enough people to your weird heretical brand of Catholicism. suffer

IS ANDREW ILL
IS ANDREW ILL
IS ANDREW ILL
IS ANDREW ILL TODAY?

No, Mr. Kirk, Andrew's in school.

I'm afraid he's not, Miss Cuomo.
Andrew's truancy problem is way out of hand!

The Captain America sit down and shoot straight meme. I made it say: So, you said you're going to leave New York.

City of Sickos

aw man he's a gooner? don't ruin tonight for me :P

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

BACK. TO. BRUNCH.

Broad Channel...ain't dat called like Oxygen or somethin

oh fuck you're gonna make me LIB

(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib, Retired Teacher, Buttigieg Voter, talks like a Maoist and is carrying a pitchfork and torch

shake hands with danger

Expect a whole lot of bitching from the GOP about how Jones winning proves Dems are all violent crooks as if they haven’t been calling us demonic pedophiles who deserve the noose for years and didn’t actually engage in political violence to overturn an election

November 4 2025 SRS jokes

incinerating packages 🤝 dead dick

Amazing Transformation: We Took Photos of These People Before and After Learning Dick Cheney Died

No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is

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Welcome back Mae!