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@evan2387.bsky.social

Lowkey not chill

59 Followers  |  59 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 17.04.2025  |  1.668

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Youtube's down

18.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

β€˜I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

β€˜I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets https://theonion.com/i-built-this-whispers-social-media-manager-beholding-1839032610/

16.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1054    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Is everyone on here millenials

24.01.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

24.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 50108    πŸ” 14437    πŸ’¬ 970    πŸ“Œ 854

Bugged follower count killing me again

13.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come β€œvery soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of ente...
03.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6

if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble

01.12.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3351    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 31

Hi bluesky

22.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are back. Our provider found and repaired a fiber issue last night and traffic has returned. We are sorry for the disruption.

21.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

I've been thinking about moving to Denmark or Sweden when I turn 18 but why don't I just move to Canada it looks nice

20.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wayback Machine, openlibrary.org, and some other archive.org functions are offline because some network gear has failed.

We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.

20.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 18

escape room but it's just uploading digital copies of your insurance card on a broken website

19.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

just got an email from someone asking for help with cheating on an IQ test

29.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

congrats on your conversation with the president

29.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if content creators are gonna hold the tiny clip-on mic anyway why don’t they just use a regular sized mic on a stand

17.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 677    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 0

Bugged follower count on my nerves rn

05.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also birthday tmr

03.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to KEEP people blocked for them to not be following you? What?

03.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My body is a machine that turns [like] into [unlike]

01.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the perfect american president would be an extracted rat brain in a jar hooked up to 4mb of RAM and no long-term storage, capable only of articulating a single priority programmed directly by whichever lobbyist has most-recently paid for a turn at the console. and we are so close to perfection

28.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Data hungry machine go brrr

27.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok account i don't use got suspended forever and they don't want me to appeal what's going on.

27.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
miguel bain (antonio banderas) expressing relief in Assassins (1995)

miguel bain (antonio banderas) expressing relief in Assassins (1995)

me coming across a good post to repost and finding out it's accessible because it has alt text

24.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

how do I find more people to follow

23.09.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at my funeral there will be hot dogs

22.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 5
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Good (bad) morning (mourning).

21.09.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the followed by number higher than it should because of some bug in the appview or a secret private account option?

18.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No this image of a screaming one.

18.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you apply at mcdonalds they drug test you and in the fine print it says they can also test your blood to see if you've eaten burger king in the last 48 hours

14.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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