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formerly juliolio_ on the old bird site ๐Ÿ”ži post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now๐Ÿ”ž AO3: cinnamonsnaps

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ๅฐ่Šฑ่Šฑใ‚‰ใใŒใ

03.02.2026 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His mind is torn to shreds here and he's barely clinging onto sanity but he's so cute here

03.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people who can read the original chinese, how does Shen Qingqiu address Meng Mo exactly? ๐Ÿฅบ is it qianbei? help

03.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they like the same seat, they share habits, shen yuan pretends to be him a little *too* easily, like sure everyone is like "is he possessed" but then they accept memory loss just as easy, even when sqq isn't actively trying to act like the original goods, he still acts in parallel ways

30.01.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's so much similarity between them in the novel, i just really like the little hints throughout that they're the same person or like, some kind of mirror raised different in each world

30.01.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i actually do love the implications of these parts, especially side by side #svsss

30.01.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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็ฐกไฝ“ๅญ—็‰ˆใ€œ

26.12.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my friends saw me with a beard and mustache for the first time this week and all of their expressions were like "holy shit who is this guy"

firmly confirmed i prefer the cleanshaven elfen twink look on myself and not the "chunky approachable man you meet at your local ttrpg shop" look

30.01.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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constantly thinking about this post while rewatching madoka

24.01.2026 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 724    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

it's really funny reading american fic and because they pronounce their t's like d's they'll just misspell a random word. his eyes shuddered. he was like puddy in her hands. etc

30.01.2026 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lrp was my long running dnd character for years. he was gorgeous to roleplay. a real "i'm not even a person, i'm a collection of stories and personas, and i don't feel anything" kinda vibe, right up until, uh oh, he's starting to feel something, oh no

30.01.2026 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i went through a stage of forcing every single friend who stayed over to watch the scum villain donghua. it's easily been like 50 people. i thought those days were behind me.

my boyfriend hasn't watched it yet. i'm about to clockwork orange this bitch

30.01.2026 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I say, Jeeves! I've gone viral!"

"Congratulations, sir." Jeeves bowed his head.

"There's just one F-tier pull, in the proverbial gacha, if you catch my meaning. Said virality is localized entirely to Tumblr dot com."

Jeeves raised his left eyebrow an eighth of an inch. "Sir?"

Those who know Bertram Wooster know that he is nothing if not extremely online. But the Tumblrites' ways had me stymied, and I told Jeeves as much.

"Take these tags, jeeves, from Tumblr user aziraphales-sweatyโ€” Well, you can see this username, Jeeves. User A.S.C.A.B. reblogged with '#I'M GNAWING OFF MY OWN LEG'. What do you make of it?"

"Perhaps I can offer illumination, sir."

"Illuminate by all means, Jeeves. Listed pronouns are worm/worm, if that helps."

"It is my understanding that in such matters, approbation can be discerned through the depth of emotion expressed, rather than the literal text."

"You mean, worm is jolly well chuffed?"

"Precisely, sir."

"Naruhodo, Jeeves." A thought occurred. "Do *you* have a Tumblr account, by any chance?"

Jeeves said nothing.

"I say, Jeeves! I've gone viral!" "Congratulations, sir." Jeeves bowed his head. "There's just one F-tier pull, in the proverbial gacha, if you catch my meaning. Said virality is localized entirely to Tumblr dot com." Jeeves raised his left eyebrow an eighth of an inch. "Sir?" Those who know Bertram Wooster know that he is nothing if not extremely online. But the Tumblrites' ways had me stymied, and I told Jeeves as much. "Take these tags, jeeves, from Tumblr user aziraphales-sweatyโ€” Well, you can see this username, Jeeves. User A.S.C.A.B. reblogged with '#I'M GNAWING OFF MY OWN LEG'. What do you make of it?" "Perhaps I can offer illumination, sir." "Illuminate by all means, Jeeves. Listed pronouns are worm/worm, if that helps." "It is my understanding that in such matters, approbation can be discerned through the depth of emotion expressed, rather than the literal text." "You mean, worm is jolly well chuffed?" "Precisely, sir." "Naruhodo, Jeeves." A thought occurred. "Do *you* have a Tumblr account, by any chance?" Jeeves said nothing.

28.01.2026 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock

28.01.2026 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

it's honestly that serious. i would enter trench warfare

29.01.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i forgot how fucking egregious this is. bro weeps at the slightest provocation

29.01.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's so straight for this

29.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they are so cute. I would kill a man for season 2 or a live action

29.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to a concert not remembering about the mcyt stuff. most annoying gig of my life bro

28.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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at this point they have been amicable with each other

FOR MAYBE ONE DAY

STOP

FUCKING

FLIRTING

28.01.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just like Tutankhamen

28.01.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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more cool lore

28.01.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HUGE agree. anakin and luo binghe are the same kind of animal

28.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are extremely sick and cringe at the same time which makes them the most powerful enemy in scum villain

27.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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before this reread, if I had read a fic that had force-choking and blood wolves in it, I'd be like "come on this is a bit much"

27.01.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i feel like lbh force-choking zzl isn't talked about enough

27.01.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know how to describe it but sqq (both sy and sj) are kinda donald duck coded

27.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they just assumed I had already read it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.01.2026 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never gonna forget when someone randomly spoiled Dumb Husky in the comments of my totally unrelated svsss fic. why did they do that

27.01.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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