Doug

I just can’t stop rereading the clause “a philosopher working at Anthropic” 😂

All American Rejects

Not that fiscal responsibility is the principle issue here, but I would really love to see exactly how much taxpayer money was spent on this many agents spending this many months to redact the Epstein Files this badly.

Wow these technical foul calls are out of control…

Am I dreaming or do we really have the lead at halftime…by three possessions…on the road…against a ranked team???

#BBN #CBB

State’s on a roll lately

It doesn't matter what the Constitution says. If the government can execute you on the street or in your own home on a whim, you have no rights. None.

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"

Jonathan Foster, on journalism

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Back then, we thought learning to share in Kindergarten as simply learninghow to get along with others. Today, they would call it Marxist ideology…

I…don’t think this is actually him. The grammar is nearly impeccable and the the ALL CAPS aren’t totally random. I think someone is definitely posting on his behalf at this point

Collin Chandler was feelin' it 🔥😮‍💨

18 PTS (5-9 FG, 6-6 FT) | 7 REB | 2 STL

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red skull on it Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red skull on it. Soldiers saluting “heil hydra”

This “Board of Peace” is some real-life dystopian supervillain shit.

I’m continually baffled by the allegiance all of these people are pledging to the Orange Skull.

We’re all just collectively dreaming this, right?

Trump in Davos, Switzerland:

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".

German is the main language of Switzerland.

People get ready Jesus is coming 😂

What time does Kentucky play tomorrow night? And no, I’m not asking when the tip-off is—I’m asking what time the second half starts 😂 #BBN

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military

I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”

First post: article headline “SC GOP pushing law to restrict transgender students’ bathroom use at public schools.” Second post: article headline “Infant needs CPR after feds unleash flash-bang on family van with 6 kids inside”

Two subsequent posts in my feed just perfectly encapsulated the absurdity of GOP fear-mongering

donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy

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The scream I just scrumpt in my apartment on that Malachi prayer. GO CATS!!!!

A wink from the universe: Kentucky just won on the Laettner Play.

Trivium “Ignition.” Lyrics shown: Our leaders preach, if we disagree, we’re the traitors to society. Homophobia, racism, sexism—our systems breed supremacy

This song was released in 2026—oh, wait…

*checks notes*

I’m sorry, I meant *2006*

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Yeah same. I usually end up doing two searches, once I remember, sheerly out of spite

Neat little hack: if you aren’t aware, you can put “-ai” (without the quotation marks) at the end of any search query, and it will leave off the ai summary.

You know, if the demogorgons just had a union, Vecna would be screwed…