Hilaria Alexander

Black cat snuggling in his human’s lap

When people are like “cats aren’t cuddly or affectionate” it’s like, no dude, your vibes are just rancid.

Sure, I could be on this app, but would I be arguing with an 18yo incel about what the word submissive mean?

@cnn
Stop inviting KEVIN
O'LEARY on to your shows! He does Not
Represent anything or anyone CDN! He is an elitist 1 %er POS!
Everyone Hates Him!
Ask Him What REALLY happened in that Boat Accident! Coverup/lies. Btw
America can keep Him! 🤮🤮🤮

Things are fine. 🤡

If I sign up for something online and you ask me to CALL YOU, it’s an automatic no

Love to see it

Pockets.... ❤
And Bette...
Edith Head’s glamorous design for Bette Davis in “All About Eve” (1950). An evening gown with pockets…perfection!

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Twitter right now is like a man on dating apps - available, all in, and then suddenly the switch is flipped and he’s off and gone.

Yes, exactly 😅

I have to start doing this too. I’m getting too lazy to get the insta pot out to make rice. 🙃

I missed you on the other app! 🥹

Boy, that’s going to take forever. I *hope* it’s something else and I don’t have to brace for the X-stapo at my door.

Me trying to get Maggie over here…

I’m going to Japan in September to get my daughter settled before she starts college. If I could give ONE piece of advise to anyone traveling to Japan is FLY INTO HANEDA. Narita is 1.5 hours away from the center of Tokyo.

I tried it and thought it wasn’t working from my phone because Twitter is down. My office has a very tight social media ban, so unless I do it from my laptop, forget it 😣

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

But also, I’ve been on Twitter since Robsten Twilight days
(2008) and Team Coco (2009). Twitter should be OURS.

I’m okay with that if it means he loses MORE money

Same

a viking ship with a dragon head on the front is going through the ocean ALT: a viking ship with a dragon head on the front is going through the ocean

Twitter being down reminds me of when Facebook or Instagram used to be down during book release days, which was a complete nightmare. And that was before Sesta Fosta was made into law (another nightmare). Marketing online is really like being in the ocean on a sailboat.

a woman in an orange jacket is holding a microphone and says hellooo ? ALT: a woman in an orange jacket is holding a microphone and says hellooo ?

Taps mic..Is this thing on?

Found a pic of my favorite dudes from late 2023? And somehow I still haven’t listened to this podcast episode 😬

I knowwww 😭😭😭

a man in a gray shirt is standing next to a person laying on the floor ALT: a man in a gray shirt is standing next to a person laying on the floor

For this place to feel more like home I need a million Mickey 17 posts

Looking for my friends so we can commiserate together 🤣

I’ve seen so many big accounts go back to Twitter because they don’t get the same engagement. I’d stay here, but my TL is still off and boring for me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean, I’d give up twitter forever if it meant we could get rid of the Nazi South African

Twitter is broken this morning 🥹

No king.

And no chain-saw wielding jester.

That’s right. 🇺🇦