Josh Lymans Burner

Joe Scarborough and the morning Joe crew are going to verbally blow Tom Homan after that press conference.

If you aren’t bringing a diaper bag full of snacks for your (almost) 2 year old to a No Kings protest today, do you even Antifa, bro?

I listened to Ray Charles’ rendition of America the Beautiful this morning and caught myself tearing up. I’m always amazed a man who was treated like a second class citizen in this country can still love his country. You can feel it in his vocals.

Looks like weathered leather dome to life.

Watching Bryson get absolutely dusted by Matt Fitzpatrick is bringing me more pleasure than it should.

Europe might get to 20 points at Bethpage. As unreal the gold they’ve played has been, it’s even more impressive given how historically shitty the LI crowd has been. An absolute dusting. This is revenge for Yorktown.

Dechambeau is goons lose? That’s a shame. OLE.

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OOOOOOLE fuck you Donald Trump

Good.

Yeah, I’ll be watching this Ryder Cup with the sound off. Keegan Bradley doing the Trump dance was fucking embarrassing. I may root for Europe this weekend.

Of course DJT wore golf spikes to be a spectator at the Ryder Cup. What a loser.

I would rather swim in shark infested, sewage filled water than hang out with that group of people for 5 minutes.

I’ve never cancelled or boycotted anything for political reasons until today. Cancelling my $108/month Hulu/Disney+/ESPN+ bundle was the easiest decision I’ve ever made.

Hey, this is good!

When I grow up, I want to be able to articulate my thoughts as well as @jvl.bsky.social does on the fucking regular. If you aren’t a paid subscriber to The Bulwark, you should be. Hell, I’ll gift you a subscription. It’s worth it and helps keep me sane(ish).

I’ve never cancelled or thrown out an item/service over politics until today. While it matters not since I’m just an idiot with a smartphone, I’m still going to say with my full chest: fuck ABC, fuck Disney, and fuck Donald Trump.

Say, uh, hi to Cliff for me, would ya?

Name a better duo that Sorkin and c*caine.

No thanks

Shoutout to @radiofreetom.bsky.social for his impeccable Cliff impression on Fridays @thebulwark.com podcast with Tim Miller.

He’s so wittle!

I just puked

Now do Minnesota where public officials actually died.

Why didn’t anyone else think of this?!

Nope. Not again. Nope. Nope.