Becky says

The drunken ramblings of a lady too big for her britches. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just heard bumblebee legs referred to as “pollen pants” and I am ✨so✨delighted by it.🐝🥰🥹

Safe travels! 🎉

So good!! The US struggling, this shutdown is really starting to impact air travel. 😭😭😭

I was worried I wouldn’t have the balls to yell at an ICE agent in real time…. But based on the level of hell I just gave a door guy at a venue for being a dickhead……

I’m ready. 💪🏻

You know, maybe it Taylor *did* drugs her music would be so bad?

3….2….1 til my account get overrun by swifties 🤣🤣🤣

Risky link but worth the click

Happy birthday! ♏️♏️♏️

Some people *love* it.
I have enough issues with sleep… this is just an added hurdle I do not need. 🤦🏼‍♀️

You know what? Yeah. I am struggling with daylight savings.

I contain multitudes (of struggles).

“It’s LA! Everyone’s done cocaine!”

is the most accurate thing ever said on Selling Sunset.

SERIOUSLY THO. I visited a friend in Colorado and I had no idea wtf they were. I ended up sleeping in her bed I was so scared. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They sound so terrifying.

Then I saw one running down the street and it looked like someone’s unkept mutt. 🤣

a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan ALT: a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan

It’s a statement of fact.

Telling ever Aussie man I meet he’s a right cunt until one of them falls in love with me. Foolproof.

I’m so so tired of making the same mistakes over and over but I so desperately just want to believe the best in people I love.

But when people constantly show you who they are, believe them —don’t be a delusional fool like me.

How could anyone believe a man with that much money who looks that *bad*?

I was *so* stressed about traveling for the first time post-op but I always discount *just* how much experience I have.

It’s muscle memory now, and for that I’m grateful although my bad is absolutely over my lifting restriction weight limit. 😬😬😬

At the very least stop being so fucking weird about p-spot stimulation already.

Trauma! And/or self preservation. It takes practice to undo that shit.

I’ve been trying to eat this peanut butter sandwich for almost 3 hours, how did I NOT KNOW I had ADHD?

One time I was walking through Golden Gate Park and a lil bandit charged me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m in so much actual trouble.

Same, they’re raccoons. 😬

I saw the one that said if Kamala was president we’d be at brunch… which like.. yes but also so fucking tone deaf. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh hello world. Guess who’s back in action?

Well.. kind of. I’m still on leave for another month (thank fuck) but I’m actually starting to feel like myself again for the first time in over a year. So that’s lovely.

Happy Birthday Lola!!! 🥳

stop drinking alcohol and switch to weed

God i need to grocery shop.

'out of the three mass shootings today'