Becky says

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Tbd! I have a hysterectomy scheduled for Sept so this was just part of the pre-op process. I’m so ready to be done with this shit.

Imagine texting someone to check in on them and then effectively telling them they’re a massive pussy. Go fuck yourself, lady. 🖕

Today is the worst, and the thing is I knew this day was coming and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

I got so much done today. Which is proof that when my body isn’t trying to kill me or break my spirit I’m actually a productive human being.

I’m crushing it.

Welcome back! 🌫️🌁🌫️

Nooooooo no no nooo I’m so sorry 😭😭😭😭

My bb

I’m rewatching Scandal because it’s on Netflix and have decided we need a hot president again. It’s been too long yall. We’re fucked either way, just give us a jawline.

This is the best take ever because it’s SO TRUE.

Get the protractors out boys! These dorks have never make a woman cum.

There it is.

Yuppppppppp :/

Same. I got in during Covid but have a sub 3% rate. But it was such a rare, lucky, opportunity. I don’t think I’d do it again tbh.

Well, happy birthday!!

Honestly I try and tell everyone who complains about not owning that IT’S NOT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE. and besides, I don’t OWN anything, the bank owns it. I just get the privilege of replacing the roof. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 this is so beautiful

🙋🏼‍♀️ it’s me I needed to hear it. 🙏🏻🩷

I’m not great? But I’m smoking a joint and dancing in the garden to the new Tame Impala single so there’s that.

Nope, this is for normies and I already hate it. Will try again later but… *sigh*

I’ll be honest, the idea of “dying alone” doesn’t bother me anymore. Unless I outlive all my pals (doubtful), I know my support system is solid.

That said, I know I’m making shitty decisions re: dating and maybe this’ll help?

Naaaaah that’s your brain being a dickhead.

Wow. 10s across the board.

Watching some documentary about this murderous dentist who got his thumb nibbled off by a crocodile? I think not.

Honestly I’m fighting the urge to respond because it’s 12:30am and it would be unhinged to do so.

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I posted something HILARIOUS in the group chat and my crush tried to provide a solution/responded with logic.

I no longer have a crush. 😒

Oh this is gonna be MAYHEM.

This is fucked

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