Iain Mac Néill

Blade IV: Whistler's Revenge

If you can't handle me at my eats shredded cheese over the sink at 3am you don't deserve me at my professing my love for you by quoting Faramir's revelation to Éowyn Shieldmaiden of Rohan

Bird blindness. It's my sole weakness.

Éowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan.

That's it, that's the tweet.

wHy DoN't tHe EAgLeS jUsT fLy tHE riNg tO mOrDOr ?

Listen motherfucker one does not simply fly into Mordor either, ok?

You're laughing. Frodo has PTSD and the only way he'll ever be able to feel feelings again is by sailing to Valinor with the elves and you're laughing.

You're in her DMs. I'm sneaking into Angband to steal back the Silmarils from Melkor to prove to King Thingol that I am worthy of her hand in marriage.

I guess I wasn't actually being facetious when I started telling people that my midlife crisis would be that I'd join a touring band because now I'm going on tour in August shortly after my 40th birthday.

Real photo of Pete Hegseth:

Sooooo should I say things that I'll eventually grow to regret on this website too or ?