mark vaughn-newell

Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?

Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?

"ruh-roh" coded

looks like some horrifically stressed-out intern was emergency deployed to Hobby Lobby this morning

this list of fake "American" names the Japanese engineers drew up for Fighting Baseball will always and forever be better than anything ChatGPT creates

"Like all my writing about technology, it’s mostly about people."

#WarRavagedPortland

the single "woo" is the funniest thing that could have happened in that moment aside from hear an actual cricket or light breeze wafting through

"We've decided to ask no further questions about the **ROSIE O'DONNELL MADE ME DO IT** inscription"

forget the nuclear-grade cognitive dissonance about this specific conversation, but was part of Project 2025 turning the White House into a hybrid country club/podcast studio? yuck on yuck

weaponized karen-ism over the most horrifically mundane....yep you got it.

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

donald trump's signature

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

both shirts go exceptionally hard

the fun thing about living in Florida is that we can drive to Disney or the beach pretty trivially. the less fun thing is that our state government is actively trying to kill my kids in ways far beyond this one very obvious way that they're trying to kill my kids.

a man talking to another man with the words " my name is jeff " on the bottom Alt: a GIF from "22 Jump Street" depicting Channing Tatum's character saying "My Name Is Jeff" with the words "My Name is Jeff" captioning this image, which loses all of its humorous context because the joke in the movie is how awkward/nervous/stilted he delivers the line.

It's pronounced "Geff"

I know we've collectively canceled the appropriative concept of the spirit animal, but you are perhaps my...vibe avatar?

this stresses me out. I love it!

Haggar celebration

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS
CAPCOM 1993
(Captured at Galloping Ghost Arcade, Brookfield, IL, USA)

aspiring pig hurts his arm and turns into a duck 🧑‍🌾

I'm really far removed from my horror convention scene days, but the TROMA folks were always some of my favorite people to run into. They're known for extreme and purposefully provocative (read: offensive) art, but they were always deeply kind and genuine. Halloween people are the best people.

the way I felt considerably safer in Chicago than I ever did in my rural Upstate NY hometown

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

Those who trade their liberties for cheap egg shall have neither liberty nor egg bsky.app/profile/phas...

the hatching is wild on this. was the linocut effect on the background intentional or am I just seeing it that way?

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

I'm about as hardware indifferent as they come, but if you add a little brrr-brrr to my already favorite mouse, you better believe I'm going to cop one at all costs

bro get over here we’re at the lighthouse going slowly crazy together