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“Sitting behind a screen all day makes men turn in to woman,” says man who sits behind a screen all day.

So is my job now considered gender affirming care?

How do you get over the feeling that it’s no longer safe to have public opinions easily tied to your personal identity?

Today I discovered my 75 year old mother listens to @meidastouch.com podcasts.

I have never been more proud. 🥹

Why are the most mediocre white men the ones who act like they are ride or die besties with Elon Musk? Baby, he’s not going to pick you. Calm down.

I have family that is DEEPLY in to the MAGA cult and it’s just depressing to talk to them. I wish I could put a TV child lock on Fox News at their house to force them to look outside the propaganda they are being force fed.

I mixed my protein shake with iced coffee. I can now smell colors and feel like I can fight God.

What are we doing for glimmers of hope these days? Shit is getting so dark in the world as well as personally and it’s getting hard to be a pillar of support.

Is it weed? I feel like it’s probably weed.

I can’t help but wonder if the planes falling out of the sky is going to be our burning of the Reichstag.

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Independent toddlers are a trip.

Mine was feeling a little parched while I was preparing dinner and instead of asking for a cup of water, she served herself a cup…from the dog’s bowl.

I am a strong, independent woman but could it be a law that someone else has to put air in my tires?

It’s just a Roman Full Body Massage.

Scene: back on the news page in a thread about how Trump isn’t lowering grocery prices.

1: Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Me: But that Roman salute sure was, amirite?

I crack me up.

Scene: local news fb page

1: When is Trump going to lower the price of groceries?
2: OMG HOW DARE YOU? It takes TIME!!!! You never complained when BIDEN was in office!!!
1: But isn’t that what he promised he’d do on day one?
2: LIBTURD.

It’s like poetry.

The country is falling apart but I made a spinach, mushroom, shallot, and ricotta quiche so my existential dread has been quelled for the next 30-35 minutes.

So glad I canceled Prime.

Usha Vance’s mom was not a citizen of the US when Usha was born.

Melania worked in the US illegally when she came here.

Elon Musk had a student visa he never used to get here.

So when is ICE coming for them?

People complain wait times would be too long with socialized medicine but I just scheduled an urgent surgery for my kid and the soonest they can do it is in two months. Because why not have long waits for care AND pay out the nose?

‘murica.

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I made a video on TikTok talking about Cabaret and my experiences when I was in Germany and the video immediately went under review and got suppressed views.

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My job in a nutshell:

Me, in email: Please see below.
Reply: There is nothing below.
Me, verbally:THERE IS IF YOU FUCKING SCROLL DOWN.
Me, in email: *copies the message directly out of the email and resends it* So sorry, here’s the message!

I am now learning Spanish and, if I do say so myself, my accent on a traditional and respectful greeting is impeccable. Practice it with me:

“Chinga la Migra!”

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Why I hesitate to delete Meta accounts: Do we really want to let the alt-right and fascists have ANOTHER social media echo chamber?

I welcome input and ideas.

Two hours in to the Trump presidency and they are already throwing up the no-no salute.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

My 21 day free trial of 2025 is about to expire. I would like to cancel. How do I unsubscribe?

TikTok just went dark for me. Bummer. :(

“The only reason why I am here and not in prison is because my wife loved me, too.” - Mark Wayne Mullen

Blink twice if you need help, Mrs. Mullen.

I’m not saying I’m going to go all Mario Party on anyone but after spending several hours on the phone trying to get medical records from one office to another IN THE SAME BUILDING, I find myself understanding why Luigi got a fresh haircut in jail.

After spending the morning convincing my toddler to use the toilet, I feel like I have missed my calling as a hostage negotiator.

The toddler avoids bedtime by stripping naked and running around waving a small American flag.

I fear she will soon be offered a position in Trump’s cabinet.

This is a fascinating turn of events

So are Californians going to have to send tribute to Lord Fuckwad the Orange in the form of a fatted calf to receive aid or is prostrating themselves at his feet enough?