2 GRAHAM 2 GORE

I made him a brøther

i so wish coffee would work for me but alas. when will my tenzing return from the war (come back to sainsbos)

never mind. bedtime now

save me, 10pm coffee. 10pm coffee save me

local moths* LOVE me

*regular ones, no clothes moths for me thanks!!

ohhhh friend i'm so sorry to hear it!! admittedly my experience vis-a-vis dog-on-dog interaction is limited (people in my family's small town/village are generally mindful whenever i've walked their dog near theirs), but even having neighbours who don't train their dogs properly is a little scary!!

i don't care if your dog's just a puppy and it doesn't bite, i'd like them to not be getting all up in my face when i'm trying to have a meal!

i've started hearing the same complaint from people who LOVE dogs/are dog owners themselves - owners have become so badly behaved it's unreal

i went to a dog-friendly cafe a while back and one couple just straight up didn't care where their dog went so at one point i ended up with a large breed almost nose to nose with me which. unpleasant! i'm generally scared of dogs unless i know them!! please keep them close to you!!!

bought myself a neck light to do hand sewing with but now i’m kind of wishing i’d bought a headlamp bc this just looks goofy

YouTube video by BBC Noel Fielding does "Wuthering Heights" - Let's Dance for Comic Relief 2011 Final - BBC

every so often i remember this video and it brings me just as much joy as it did fourteen years ago, and not only for the rpf reasons

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_02...

been back in scotland less than 36 hours and i already miss having easy access to decent tomatoes 😔

i also like "w dupie byłeś, gówno widziałeś" (you were in the ass, you saw shit) to denote "you don't know what you're on about"

polish truly has SUCH a way with words

one of my favourite polish phrases for somewhere middle of nowhere and/or deeply backwards is “gdzie psy dupami szczekają” which translates to “where dogs bark with their asses”

and that’s beautiful to me

born under the sign of the mushroom 🍄‍🟫

i have so many cool mushroom pics from the last two weeks, truly i was in my element and didn’t want to come back

oof getting used to the rain and wind after two weeks in a crisp dry autumn wonderland is gonna be TOUGH

i’ve been in poland all of two weeks and my resting bitch face is back with a vengeance

scuncht

really regret not picking up any eastern european wine while i’ve been in poland but alas. something to remember next time bc the selection is pretty fucking lit compared to the uk

Logging on

(solemnly) You've had mail.

lesbian sex tip: take up fencing

honestly both sound IDEAL

i want a ragdoll cat or perhamps a maine coon SO BAD

sometimes i think poland is getting progressive and then i hear family friends be aggressively heterosexual and i get disappointed all over again

IT REALLY IS!!

OH YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT………. yikes 😬😬😬

turnt (beer, martini, vodka, scotch) at the little house in the woods with my godfather and his wife, neither of whom i’ve seen in approximately 12-15 years. life is good

so incredibly fair!! i think it’d be worth scoping out whether there’s any fb groups (yes yes, i know) dedicated to it bc that might be a decent indicator of whether anything edible is even available, and i’m sure there’s people running workshops if it is!