Rusty Faggleford 🔞

Noi from dorohedoro gives me gender envy

Okay I’m not self dxing but for the longest time I was like “I can’t have ocd I don’t have any compulsions” as if I don’t spend literally hours picking at my skin bc my brain says I’m not allowed to stop when I’m stressed

I would sell my soul for a sweet & spicy bacon burger rn

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

Also speaking from experience but playing 4D mental chess to make sure everyone is the Optimal Amount of Hapoy and Not Mad At You will eventually fucking kill you over time

#farcille porn on ch0c00n's ipad

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I legit just thought he was putting on an American accent in his non-LOTR roles

Why the fuck am I just now learning that Elijah Wood isn’t British

Oh shit this just reminded me to pay mine I’ve been ignoring T-Mobile for like 2 weeks 💀

this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service

I really enjoy turning my brain off and listening to dumb chuggy tremolo picky b standard death metal riffs lol

I love Hayley Williams but sometimes it’s glaringly obvious that she was like 20 when she wrote Brand New Eyes lmao

Lady at the gym trying to sell me personal training was like “I bet you have a few things you needlessly spend $100 on every week that you can cut out to afford training” and I’m like actually I quite literally don’t lmao

This seasoning just got on Facebook and shared a compressed jpeg of Cillian Murphy smoking a cigarette with a caption about how dangerous but loyal it is

selfie! I’m sitting in the breakroom at work. sticking my tongue out. blehh. my hair is shorter now, looking very boygirl

same selfie except now im looking to the side, to show the back!!

u get work selfies

boobs

A picture of ferrero rocher packages locked inside a glass case at Walgreens with the caption “the west coast is crazy they got the ferrero rochers locked up like it’s a damn ps5”

I was too mentally ill to finish college in my early 20s and now I’m almost 30 with no health insurance 🤪✌️

I actually genuinely don’t know what I’m gonna do when they ACA gets repealed lmao I’m so fucked

My favorite is when people say it when you’re working a busy ass holiday, like “thanks for being here!” or sometimes even “I can’t believe they made you work today!” like my enemy in Christ go HOME

I send one of my friends so much Filipino content that Instagram now thinks I’m Filipino 💀

Like yeah it’s Kim K we’re talking about, she’s a billionaire and I don’t expect her to be a a morally pure person, but come on man

I feel like I’m too white to say this but Kim Kardashian working with Israel as an Armenian is insane to me

Kinda bummed that I never took the opportunity to go to TJ when I lived in SoCal but oh well

Just realized I can take the train up to Vancouver and it would be a my first time outside the US lmao

This isn’t even in the top 20 things to be worried about right now but every time i write the word “cis” on twitter and get hit with the “ViSiBiLiTy LiMItEd dUe tO hAtE SpEeCh” my blood genuinely boils

I fucking love not having to drive it’s genuinely the best part about living in Seattle imho

Happy belated half decade anniversary to destiel superhell

I love ignoring the “please consider using exact change due to penny shortages” signs at self checkout bc a) I need quarters for laundry and b) I love costing corporations money