roses r red
violets r blue
VALENTINES DAY!
doo doo be do
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YouTuber FKA "ponderful" disability & neurodiversity video essays (autism, hEDS, POTS) she/her/they/them https://linktr.ee/Ember_Green
roses r red
violets r blue
VALENTINES DAY!
doo doo be do
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Why do I improv silly little jokes that then require three hours of editing π©
11.02.2026 08:22 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I started making notes for this video almost 2 years ago π
10.02.2026 19:44 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
Iβm coming for youβ¦
10.02.2026 09:30 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 5 π 1I'll be streaming later with Lumi Rue and these amazing people to help raise funds for the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund in Minnesota!
08.02.2026 15:54 β π 35 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0We got the Israel-funded harassment app taken down. 4 years later, ACT.IL is back with a new name: RiseApp.
youtu.be/FR0DYwa_gPQ
My kitten (warm toned tabby with scrunchy face) sits on the footstool in the winter garden on a snowy day. She looks up to the top left
scrunch
06.02.2026 19:49 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm standing by this prediction.
06.02.2026 11:49 β π 225 π 44 π¬ 9 π 1I need a social media app that only allows kind people.
(I probably wouldnβt be allowed an account but Iβd love to scroll)
I'm so unbelievably sorry. They were such a wonderful person, so very kind & willing to help anyone. What a devastating loss for so many peopleπ«
31.01.2026 07:19 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is not a mere explainer: this is a contribution to the field, to our understanding of existence & ethics.
and it was a collaborative project, a huge project, which imo, deserves recognition.
just wanted to share this by my good friends The Leftist Cooks: all about anti-natalism & the ideology behind it.
this is a rare work of actual, novel philosophy on the topic: we are lucky that this is available for free on YouTube. Neilly even wrote a book to accompany it.
youtu.be/OeADcAaeDAg?...
it's been hit with limited monetization, meaning i won't make much money off this one.
i don't know the reason, i requested a review & they stood by the decision.
i was only able to release 3 videos this year & the last was a flop.
so if you were thinking of joining my Patreon or Members..
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actually the least crap person i've ever met so..
07.11.2025 08:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's undrinkable
07.11.2025 08:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sweeteners have such a nasty taste to them, idc
07.11.2025 08:05 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0my lovely partner went to the UK & brought me back some Irn Bru as I was saying I haven't had any since I was a kid & it's such a core memory for me.
WTF HAVE THEY DONE TO IT. It's disgusting now. I won't get that aspartame taste out of my mouth for hours π©
It's now!
04.11.2025 19:58 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're talking about evil little babies & what makes them so creepy.
Also, because of course, eugenics!
PREMIERE TONIGHT!
youtu.be/VdVbcz_RYik
One of my favorite YouTube people! All her videos are fantastic! Highly recommended.
04.11.2025 08:38 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0PREMIERE TONIGHT!
youtu.be/VdVbcz_RYik
creepy girl sitting in front of a tv playing static in the dark
me sitting on the sofa resting my face in my hand, candles in the background, lamp in the foreground
Village of the Damned plays on a retro tv in a gloomy room
creepy Ring-esque girl stands in a nightdress, holding a teddy on a porch at night time (it's me!)
Premiere on TUESDAY. I'll drop the link when it's up!
03.11.2025 10:13 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Thumbnail: I'm sitting on my couch, resting my head in my hand. Behind me is a montage of creepy kids from horror movies. Including but not limited to Tin & Tina, children of the damned & corn, my bestie Carrie, and two different versions of the Bad Seed girl. Across it says "Creepy little shits" but shit is censored.
YouTube Members & Patrons can now watch this!!
03.11.2025 10:08 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0creepy girl sitting in front of a tv playing static in the dark
me sitting on the sofa resting my face in my hand, candles in the background, lamp in the foreground
Village of the Damned plays on a retro tv in a gloomy room
creepy Ring-esque girl stands in a nightdress, holding a teddy on a porch at night time (it's me!)
Premiere on TUESDAY. I'll drop the link when it's up!
03.11.2025 10:13 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Thumbnail: I'm sitting on my couch, resting my head in my hand. Behind me is a montage of creepy kids from horror movies. Including but not limited to Tin & Tina, children of the damned & corn, my bestie Carrie, and two different versions of the Bad Seed girl. Across it says "Creepy little shits" but shit is censored.
YouTube Members & Patrons can now watch this!!
03.11.2025 10:08 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0I know that's why I said "auto claim"
02.11.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and the thing is, i use a load of movie clips in this one, so i was low key expecting a claim, giving myself time to edit that section & re-upload.
guess i'll go find another low frequency tone & hope there's no drone metal bands out there waiting to pounce