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FC København Liverpool FC Golf Comedy

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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods

Et af de memes jeg har set flest gange, uden det gik op for mig, det var Robert Redford.

16.09.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tweet from Matt Walsh reads: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never  been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home." He is reacting to a video, where a man and a woman are shopping for home decor. The original poster writes: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay"

A tweet from Matt Walsh reads: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home." He is reacting to a video, where a man and a woman are shopping for home decor. The original poster writes: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay"

For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics because they think this makes them noble.

19.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 14682    🔁 1536    💬 852    📌 391

Velkommen 😀

26.05.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jeg forlod 46000 følgere på X, men nu har jeg krydset 1000 her, og hver eneste af jer er mindst 50 gange mere værd, så tak! ❤️

21.04.2025 19:04 — 👍 199    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0
Helenius tordner mod 'reprimande-fans': Har jeg ingen respekt for Nicklas Helenius fortæller til Viaplay, at han er yderst utilfreds med de AaB-fans, der gav spillerne en reprimande, efter at Aalborg-mandskabet tabte mod Sønderjyske.

Den der tendens med at spillere skal stå og tage imod voksenskældud af stive og/eller mavesure fans, som om det bare er en naturlig del af jobbet, er så wack.
Helt på linje med Helenius. #sldk

bold.dk/fodbold/klub...

20.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 43    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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A+ to CBS Sports for their coverage of Rory’s victory walk. Perfect execution. Sometimes less is more.

13.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 4023    🔁 343    💬 142    📌 41

“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“

Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.

12.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 16465    🔁 994    💬 482    📌 101

Nå. Jeg har en billet til Derby på øvre B, som jeg gerne vil bytte til en på nedre.
Twitter var ekstremt effektivt i den sammenhæng, så nu håber jeg BlueSky kan det samme.

Hjælp?

#fckbif #derby #billetbørs

11.04.2025 08:17 — 👍 19    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 2
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How did the Jehovah’s Witness know I was a Manchester United fan?

26.01.2025 13:37 — 👍 319    🔁 22    💬 11    📌 0

Shift + Shutdown. Når den skal rigtig vendes 👍

15.01.2025 15:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo . ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .

D10

03.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally I'm not an advocate for leaving a game early, but I am fully behind petulantly switching channels as soon as a team you hate scores a goal

29.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 205    🔁 11    💬 14    📌 0

Jeg er begyndt at støde på alkoholfrie fadøl fra Brooklyn i golfklubber rundt omkring. Men aldrig set dem herinde i København.

07.12.2024 14:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought he was reminding them how many times City have lost in their past seven games?

01.12.2024 17:58 — 👍 172    🔁 15    💬 10    📌 1

Du kan tabe mesterskabet i Premier League inden jule/januar programmet. Men du kan ikke vinde det. #pldk

01.12.2024 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Er der så julefrokost et sted inden Kolding kampen eller misforstået jeg opslaget? 😏

01.12.2024 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vallvidrera near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast ‘We shall play one day’.

28.11.2024 10:52 — 👍 91    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 7

Dinamo Minsk var heller ikke kampen FCK vandt overbevisende.
Det var ellers et ret lavt niveau Minsk havde. #fcklive

28.11.2024 19:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Så er annoncen ude til næste uges drop offs i Kbh!
Bestil gennem en kommentar 😊
Hjælp os gerne dele 🙏

22.11.2024 05:08 — 👍 44    🔁 40    💬 5    📌 9

Selv når FCK vinder fodbold kampe, er de virkelig dårlige til at være bedre end modstanderen. Spændende hvor meget bedre FCK ender med at skulle være, før de vinder en komfortabel sejr #fcklive

24.11.2024 19:06 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Seeing mutuals from Twitter on Bluesky

15.11.2024 20:47 — 👍 300    🔁 36    💬 10    📌 4

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