Tiggermouse

Ugh awful

Why is Adobe Reader so aggressive opening docs at 400%

I’ve discovered that the toilet cubicle that I use (penultimate one from the end) is the whore cubicle (the one that everyone uses) so I’ve had to choose another one (2nd one in from the beginning) and it doesn’t feel right.

That’s the spirit

There’s 20 gnaws per stick

Gnawing my way through a box of mint Matchmakers

A hand holding a giant Bourbon biscuit

A side view of the Bourbon biscuit shows you it’s got chocolate ice cream in between the biscuit slices

Well this made me feel sick

Steven Tyler the paedophile?

Just pretended I didn’t see a huge spider in the kitchen like he was a toddler playing hide and seek.

I think if you went for the ruff no-one would struggle for something to talk about 👍🏼

When that happens to me I put on my big hoop earrings which give me big hoop energy. Do you have a Steve equivalent?

Oh mate

A corporate work email from security praising the employee for successfully reporting a sneaky phishing test.

[smug face]

What was it?

Don Vito Corleone likes cats so he’s alright with me.

She sounds amazing

Me too! It was a distressing watch and Aubrey’s words were so necessary.

a man and woman are hugging each other in front of a sign that says m ALT: a man and woman are hugging each other in front of a sign that says m

Tempted to photoshop this

And no touching, obvs.

Cues4U your perfect score

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My bf met my uncle on the weekend. “I told John you’ve made a kazoo album”. “No, incorrect. I’ve made 7.”

a cat is standing on its hind legs in front of a door . Alt: a cat is standing on its hind legs and slowly closing a door

No thank you

That has to be rage bait? Doesn’t it? 🥺

And by ‘people’ I mean my mum’s friend who, like me, comes from Jewish migrants.

Deliberately misunderstanding people with idiotic views

It’s going back on. I’m sick of having cold feet.