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The technician fixing my oven still has his phone keypad sounds on.

21.01.2026 11:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

-9 wind chill lol

09.01.2026 08:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he wanted to he would #divorce

08.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d happily sleep through that

07.01.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just did a hot yoga class next to a man who smelled like he dried his clothes in a Greggs oven, and who’s breathing sounded like the kitchen sink plughole after a Sunday roast.

06.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m currently experiencing bedtime procrastination because I really don’t want it to be tomorrow

04.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BBC headline: Royal Christmas cards have a touchy-feely look this year

It’s the royal peado in a photo from the Epstein files

23.12.2025 09:29 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to a jolly cover version of the Divynals, I Touch Myself at the poolside bar at the hotel where I (47) am the youngest patron.

28.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine being on holiday with someone who keeps tidying the remote away.

26.11.2025 10:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I prefer to know who they are tbh

17.11.2025 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zack Polanski must be exhausted

13.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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12.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

12.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MULTIPLE FINGERS 😩

07.11.2025 09:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand . ALT: a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand .

An ungloved fungus-nailed chef just served me lunch

06.11.2025 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Patrick Swayze (RIP) walked like he was holding in a bad poo

05.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forcing myself to eat a clementine because some idiot (me) bought a bag of them 😭

05.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words oops my bad written in pink ALT: a woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words oops my bad written in pink

Oh I wish loads of people dead. He’s just on a long list for me.

05.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That man is like a cockroach

05.11.2025 08:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly it would have been a crime if he hadn’t bought them for you

26.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The thing is, the song WAS about him

25.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only psychopaths

23.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A close up of a sweet packet that reads, 1 serving = 4 sweets

Incorrect

23.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only by 3 years 😅

21.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Vicks is older than my Marmite

21.10.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A jar of Marmite with a best before date of November 2006.

Can’t believe my baby’s going to be 20 next year.

16.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yes 😬

15.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wear mine inside out so the seams don’t touch my toes. My dad cuts the tops of the ankles off all of his so they don’t feel tight there. My sister can’t wear ribbed or textured socks 😅

15.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like topping up the bath with hot water, but in bed with the hairdryer.

15.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do we know you don’t just have tiny hands

14.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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