Smallbrainfield

YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa (Official Video)

I can't get with Dylan, though my dad loved him.

I do like this Christmas one though. It's mad, doesn't hang about and has a fever dream video. The sort of song you can use to scare children into behaving.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE...

This is one of those pictures I can look at and just makes me laugh. Thank you, it's glorious.

I think he might be trying to do a racism.

YouTube video by andies1907 Prairie Dog Vacuum

You reminded me of this ancient YouTube video. youtu.be/JLQ70JJpa0M?...

Edited screenshots from No Country for Old Men. Anton Chigurh (with cow horns and cow ears) sits in a hotel chair and asks someone across from him, "If the tool you followed brought you to this, of what use was the tool?" In a zoomed out view, Anton sits silently behind a table with the 4 cow tools look8ng at his victim as if studying him.

No Country for Old Cows (2007)

The Jason Momoa/Henry Cavill meme which shows a suited and booted Henry standing outside a cinema in Leicester Square, blissfully unaware he's been stalked by a wild Momoa, but Henry is now R.J. MacReady and Jay's a mixture of the Bennings/Norris thing.

Today's Hallowmeme.

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

Happy birthday!

Fellow Marmite lover here. I am not really into the idea of putting Marmite into other foods willy nilly, although I will admit the dry roasted nuts are exceptional.

GNU Jilly Cooper. Jilly and dad were friends and the only person I’ve known to call him ‘Tel’. Hope they’re both having a big drink somewhere.

Back to Mastodon, again, which despite being full of smug insufferable people isn't ever likely to turn on its users.

God, they're going to be really smug this time...

The weather is fucking the flags round here up nicely. Many have slid down lamp posts or got tangled up. They're going to look like shit when the black mold gets going.

The royal rooters! I always wondered where those smug chaps were from.

That's a face that says I cut my hands whilst scratching my arse.

A pink flower of some sort.

A red flower of some sort with rainwater on in the petals.

A red leaf with green veins.

Lots of nice pinky purple flowers with yellow centres.

More from RHS Bridgewater. Alt text is a masterclass, step aside Monty Don.

Some nice pink flowers. No idea what they are

Some orange fungus growing in the vegetable patch.

A bee getting a bit of pollen from a late flowering plant.

Fruit. Possibly cherries or poisonous. It must be very exciting being a foraging thing, however brief.

Been to RHS Bridgewater. Raining most of the time but still very lovely. You should see the size of their pumpkins missus.

Plaque "THE BATTLE OF CABLE STREET The people of East London rallied to Cable Street on the 4th October 1936 and forced back the march of the fascist Oswald Mosley and his Blackshirts through the streets of the East End. "THEY SHALL NOT PASS""

Happy Anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street, to all decent people.

The Distracted Boyfriend mem, but the distracted boyfriend is now the transformed Detective Sgt. Bung (Harry H. Corbett) after he's had a noggin of Dr. Jekyll's potion. The object of his attention is Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding) and his clearly furious girlfriend is now Emily Bung (Joan Sims).

Today's Hallowmeme.

#totp

If the king died tomorrow how would these so called patriots lower their lamp post flags?

I reckon if the punisher was supposed to be a warning about vigilantism then he should have been arrested in the first episode.

The rest of the comic run should have just been about mundane prison life for the next thirty to fifty years.

Nigel Farage accuses Keir Starmer of "emboldening" anti-semites.

This Nigel Farage

seeing lowtax’s wife in the bluesky mod circus replies being like “yeah i’ve seen this shit happen before, it’s real bad” is unreal

In case you were wondering, it is raining in Manchester.

I'll say it again. Our horror at the Gaza genocide and at the atrocity in Manchester comes in both cases from the same, inherent part of our shared humanity. We need to assert that shared humanity in the face of both these evils as loudly as possible, and in as many practical ways as we can.

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

The "Left Exit 12 Off Ramp" meme which shows a red Plymouth Fury trailing flames as it slams its brakes on attempting to swerve off the main road to join the off ramp. The arrowed sign on the flyover above shows two options: the road ahead is called "BCASTLE ROCK" while the sliproad it's now screeching toward is listed as "JERUSALEM'S LOT".

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but Quint (from Jaws) is the distracted boyfriend. He's looking longingly at three yellow barrels as the two yellow barrels by his side just kind of linger. It's hard to guess what the barrels are thinking due to their complete lack of faces.

The Woman yelling at a cat meme, but the woman is now Gene Wilder's Dr Frankenstein ("Fronkensteen!"), his friend is Terri Garr's Inga, and the cat is now Igor ("Eye-gor!"), who is sitting behind the table with a big smile on his face. The table in front of him is taken up by a large glass jar with a brain in it. The label on the jar reads: "DO NOT USE THIS BRAIN! - ABNORMAL -". For the sake of argument, the massive hand resting on the chair behind him belongs to Peter Boyle's Monster.

The Spider-Man pointing meme, except one of the Spider-Men is now Pennywise the Clown from the 2017 adaptation of IT, holding a red balloon. The Spider-Man with his back to us has been replaced by the Tim Curry version of Pennywise from the 1990 TV mini-series. He's holding a green balloon. The sign on the van behind them now reads DERRY.

Previously:

I'm starting to think our leaders don't have our best interests at heart.