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I guess this is what you'd vote for if you wanted to live in the part of an Adam Curtis documentary right before he says, "but that was a fantasy."

On the seventh anniversary of THIS image, here's a funny story about the elephants, Naomi Wolf and the absurdity of online nostalgia.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

This is extremely fun and I'm grateful there's a translation for the ending, because by 1100 I really couldn't have worked it out myself

A shirtless muscular guy with a bewildered expression on his face, he is being cradled by another muscular lad behind him

SUPER PARANOID BROTHERS! An illustration by smallbrainfield showing Mario and Luigi freaking out about conspiracies.

Mama Mia!

"whoever pushed me down the stairs should have finished the job" Young Elon Musk (an AI image generated by a fan account that only makes Elon babies because he's a maniac) ponders a better world where that happened

Young Elon (Series, 1985)

Izal toilet roll is what Reform will bring back if they get in power.

I'm wondering if it was something brought about by post war austerity, or army surplus.

Only slightly better than not wiping your arse.

A cat pretending to be nice.

This fucker woke me up by chewing the side of my head.

Went to see Send Help yesterday and there was a 10 minute sequence in the middle that was basically this picture I drew back in 2014.

Ray Mears and Bear Grylls having a survival off - as requested by Nathan

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

Slap-fight trio encased in mud slide.

A pen sketch of the news photo of ex-prince Andrew, sweating in the back of his car after a 12 hour police interview, with the flames of Hell roaring behind him, entitled Great Moments In History.

I had to sketch that amazing photo from yesterday, to make sure I never forget it.

All this and FIFA launching peace through football. I think we may have turned a corner.

YouTube video by eddiepurple The Day Today - Constitutional Crisis Film

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What if the baby monkey in Japan is being shunned because it's an evil monkey.

Gurning Andy

Happy Friday folks

Andrew has been arrested because nobody likes him, at any level of society and establishment, and nobody is incentivized to protect him. Don't believe for one second this a demonstration of a moral quality inherent in our apparatus. He's facing the consequences of being an absolute c*nt

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

Me too. I'm assuming he'll just get away with a slap on the wrist and end up bundled off to an even more remote 16 bedroom cottage.

The only slight joy I can muster from any of this is apparently royal servants refuse to work for him. That fucker probably can't even make himself a brew.

Headline in the very bottom right, quality.

111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

All Upcoming Films Canceled After Every Living Actor Called To ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Set For Reshoots

All Upcoming Films Canceled After Every Living Actor Called To ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Set For Reshoots https://theonion.com/all-upcoming-films-canceled-after-every-living-actor-called-to-avengers-doomsday-set-for-reshoots/

Everything is fucked because of selfish idiots, every time something good is ruined there will be a selfish cunt in the middle of it spoiling things for their own stupid, selfish reasons.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Bill Watterson, 1991

Bill Watterson, 1991

I don't mind people doing stupid things as long as it doesn't affect anyone else.

Otherwise they should be moved into a field with other similar idiots and made to fight for our amusement.

“follow the rules” 1/2

An illustration of a frog looking up at a clear starry night’s sky FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS* * rapidly accelerating away from you Jaunty Art 26

Friends Are Like Stars*