Ronan Bleating

Good morning

A photo of the main entrance of the Natural History Museum, flanked by two towers, on a sunny day.

Time for a Fossil News Roundup from the Natural History Museum!

Find out some of the ancient discoveries that have been revealed in the past month (1/4) 🧵

1001 Stories - The Story Museum Collection Search our collection of 1001 great stories from different times and places. Discover themes to grow up with and explore tales from around the world.

The Story Museum is introducing its digital treasure chest: 1001stories.co.uk is a free to access digital resource for young people, parents, carers, educators and anyone who loves stories - launched in time for the National Year of Reading, and with support of The National Lottery Heritage Fund.

Me, talking about everything in my life:

Virtual Matrimony
Jan van Eyck
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Waitangi Day today 👍🇳🇿

Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. A lion - yes, a lion, it doesn't really look like a lion but it is a lion - takes centre stage here. It's a rather human-ish lion: stood upright on two legs and wearing a blue tracksuit top, like all humans. While most of the lion is stood in a standard upright pose, its back legs are at a 5 o'clock position, standing on the side of a hill. Its looong arms hold an old black and white school photo - the ones with all the class - no real details can be seen, just rows of children and, intriguingly, one person has been circled. Oh, the lion's head - absolutely enormous oval orange mane, and a little yellow face in the middle with sharp teeth, quite reptilian eyes and a humanish nose. Blue Wintery trees in the background. The hill the lion is stood on is one of three, which are all yellow, orange, gold and white striped. The hill nearest us is the tallest and a pleasingly smooth hole runs through the top of it.

Have we got a contractor quote for the massive gallows that we need yet?

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

All they had to do was pass these laws:

- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony

- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain

- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog

Can’t wait for dinner

Please be my mother

Counterpoint: buy the dress and wear it everywhere

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

Hear me out. Battle Royale (or Hunger Games for the young 'uns) on Epstein's island for anyone seriously mentioned in the files.

i do feel like if you spend all your time in the manosphere, insulting women, and listening to loser podcasts you can't also cry about no one fucking you. pick a lane, dipshits

a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room . ALT: a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room .

Wahey! CONGRATULATIONS

It's happening again.

As a rule, I steer clear of sex abuse at job interviews

Also volunteering my services

Just you and Thomas Skinner

Hahaha lads!

Yessssssssssssss

Same but different <_<

Saaaaaame

📣 I want to be in a novelty WhatsApp group 📣

What novelty WhatsApp groups are you in?