Tony Morris

Nothing wakes you up at 4am like the sound of a dog vomiting

The commercial guy has an assistant at the Ohio State game. This seems superfluous

Presented without context

I just keep saying “what the fuck”

Imposter syndrome about your cultural heritage seems hard to rationalize, but you killed it here man.

I wonder if, for example, deaf children of deaf parents who then get cochlear implants have that same feeling.

Equalizer is just Home Alone for grown ups

A screenshot of a survey that Microsoft asks after you publish a page in SharePoint. It asks how likely you are to recommend creating and publishing pages in SharePoint to others, if asked. There's also an open text field requesting more information.

No one will ever ask me about creating and publishing pages on SharePoint, @microsoft.com

I looked way too closely at this before recoiling away from my screen when I saw the doll face

Had a milkshake from Sheetz today. Didn’t even know it was milkshake season

Chicago White Sox eliminated from playoff contention

Happy Opening Day

Can hear it in my head

Scarlet Witch lookin ass kid

The Matilda musical legitimately has me scared of a little girl

Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know”

Today: you’ll never believe this

“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends

Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play

Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

My 5yo son unapologetically loves “blue and yellow”

This is rough for me as an Ohio State fan, but here we are

This is my kinda content

I thought there was a note that we were getting an $8 refund to cover that cost? Maybe I misread

To loop around on this, she has Influenza A. Two days of Tamiflu and she’s back to normal

Does everyone realize that airplane bathrooms are “gender neutral”

America is not okay

Day 2 of the 9yo being home for a “sore throat” that doesn’t SEEM so bad but she’s got a fever of 101. Hooray

It’s so hard to explain to my wife your particular brand of humor and why it gets me giggling like a fool

Holy shit I’m the only one who thinks this, aren’t I?

Apparently I’m the only one who likes this

Picture of the Super Bowl on Fox, highlighting how nice the minimalist scorebug is

Fox should get a round of applause for the scorebug

Does bet365 intentionally look like Subway

One of my favorite things is pulling apart homemade nachos and just hunting for that perfect pull

How is it possible that the Max app on my NVIDIA Shield is the ONLY APP that cannot remember my credentials… ever? And it doesn’t realize this until it’s time to play something.

Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.