Rooneysaurus™️

I know y’all lil shits are on here cuz they’re Super Bowl champions now, come out of hiding dammit #seahawks #superbowl

Y’all seriously need to do better as people, I’m tired of realizing that certain people I thought were my friends are weirdos

Please tell me y’all aren’t friends anymore….you deserve better than that crap wtf

Heehee your shorts kinda look like my comfy jammy pants

is a hot dog a sandwich or a— *killed by Saw trap*

Yes you are, you stop that rn

Meowy Christmas

Any Seahawks fans on this Butterfly app? #seahawks

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

WitchTok is fucking wild because what the fuck do you mean you’re making a Labubu vampiric transmutation ward?

I’m non-binary/genderfluid and say that :^)

I know there’s bigger problems in the world but I’m just saying that the makers of Zootopia 2 missed a big opportunity to go with Twotopia

Oops, I’ve been doing this too but the kind of setting spray I’ve been using does work wonders. I’ve literally passed out in makeup and woke up with it still mostly intact thanks to this spray.

Today I found out from the local blast page that my old church has a new name now, I found the new page and looked thru the photos and holy shit did the photos of the gym bring back some memories

I just looked them up and their account has been suspended, thank goodness

CPTSD survivors w/ a history of being gaslit & coerced need to be very intentional w/ how we consume & engage on social media. Influencers & algorithms are not "neutral," & often don't value our emotional or intellectual autonomy.

Notice how you feel & focus as you scroll.

Shine on You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd is playing at the bar rn and I’m about to burst into tears help

IT’S SMOOCHIES DAYYYYY

Thanks Leigh, I hope you and your family are as well :3

Whoops it’s actually Muppets from Space my bad g’s

Maturing is realizing that people aren’t just offended over you refusing to date certain people, they’re offended because you having boundaries, standards, and prioritizing yourself over others makes them feel threatened.

Someone else called it Kirkchella 💀💀💀💀

Thank frickin goodness I’m in an environment where I can dress as scandalous as I want without fear of being judged or slut-shamed for it and my fiancé fully supports it 🥹🥹🥹

Someone called CK’s memorial service a Circle Kirk and I can’t stop giggling over it, y’all are so unserious

GODDAMIT I WENT TO BLOCK SOMEONE AND ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING POKED THEM

Omg Andie MacDowell I loved you in Muppets in Space when you chewed out Miss Piggy for not getting your coffee and she fought you afterwards

Whitney, do you legitimately think an assassin would give a fuck if he was in front of kids or not? He didn’t care about the other adults that were there for it too. Smh

Getting CPTSD flashbacks from high school days whenever I see my old schools posting about hosting reunions is so embarrassing 😑😑 why does my body & mind do this, I can literally just not go

My leg is fucked up and has sharp nerve pains in it, gr8 :^)

I’m getting a shit ton of German TikToks in my fyp but honestly I’m not complaining about it 🥴 Universe, if you’re wanting me to get back into learning German just say so