Kathryn Von

My cat has opinions about sorting laundry. He seems convinced that a particular dark shirt must be with the whites & socks need to stay on the floor where I dumped stuff.

Me: oops, that was a bad mistake I need to be more careful
My brain: better idea-let’s be even more reckless!

Despite chronological numbers, I am a child. I will not elaborate.🦄

A grown adult grizzling and whining at an encyclopedia because it has the temerity to contain facts that contradict his vibes, prejudices, and brainworm fantasies is about the most pitiful and contemptible spectacle I personally can imagine.

a group of white cats are sitting on sleds with christmas elves standing behind them . Alt: a group of white cats are sitting on sleds with christmas elves standing behind them .

I don’t know what this is but Merry Christmas

a woman wearing a reindeer headband and a red nose with a light on it . ALT: a woman wearing a reindeer headband and a red nose with a light on it .

Happy Christmas Eve-Eve or Christmas Adam

I just realized how weird it is to be wrapping Christmas presents while listening to true crime podcasts.🎄

I hate the world we are living in. I have to feel relieved my sister-in-law miscarried today instead of over the weekend in Missouri. For her safety she still won’t see her grandparents until the doctor clears everything. This was a wanted pregnancy & natural miscarriage but we still are scared.

Sometimes you just have to say fuck it.

I am the Queen of Procrastination. So tell me why I am the one buying my mother’s gifts to people six days before Christmas? I am last minute on everything thing else but half of the things she is giving this year are things I had purchased on Black Friday for people with spring birthdays.

How do you know if a few lines should be expanded into a longer poem? I’m still experimenting & don’t know what I’m doing. #poetry #writingquestions

Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.

Is there a reason my cat likes to sit on pill bottles? It seems anytime I put one on my bedside table it gets knocked onto my bed & then laid on.

Why does breaking up with a therapist hurt so much?

The boyfriend meme of the guy looking over his shoulder at the girl in the red dress, who looks nearly exactly like his girlfriend he's holding hands with, while she reacts with a disgusted expression at his blatant ogling; but their heads have all been photoshopped: The guy is a cat The girlfriend is a fancy multi-level cat tree post The girl in the red dress is a christmas tree with decorations It's funny since it's true

Evergreen

He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality.

#NoNamesNeeded

Ramen. Not only is it delicious if done from scratch but also because I called them Romulan noodles when I was little.

Whoa! Do you need a hug?

early morning misunderstandings
My Mom: Hey it’s almost 7 you need to leave soon
Me: Wow, thanks a lot
Mom: You don’t have to be all sarcastic about it
Me: No no no, I was being sincere, this is just my morning voice, thank you I nodded off.

Lately my enthusiasm/inspiration runs out about 5 min after I get out my art supplies.

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Don't try to explain

Post a GIF of your comfort show

Anyone know how to explain to a cat that crafting doesn’t require their assistance?

I’m shopping for a Legend of Zelda shirt for my brother (Xmas tradition) & I found a bunch of Supernatural stuff on sale. How do you know when you have too many Supernatural shirts? #SPN