Winnie Yost-Zahn 🏳️‍⚧️

why can’t daylight save US this time, huh??? hello there daylight, AMERICANS NEED YOU

Imagine walking into work and your boss slams a new screwdriver down on your desk, but it has a weird oval-shaped and an odd handle.

"THIS IS IT KID. THIS. IS. IT. THIS WILL MAKE US 10X BETTER. 100x BETTER! BRUSH UP ON YOUR SKILLS KID BECAUSE WE SPENT A LOTTA MONEY TO GET THIS IN YOUR HANDS."

I have to laugh because otherwise I'd cry at how accurate this is.
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I sincerely need people who have built LLMs into their daily routine to consider the implications of how they’re being fucked with

thank you!!

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strap for sure

and if you’ve got a willing partner and some orange paint, you can get creative with the pumpkin too (though that might be abstracting the concept a bit much)

winnie from the back, showing off the jeans hugging her booty

winnie in a medium close up, showing off the cleavtastic top

bonus shots for the full effect, and I’m not saying Fashion Brand Company made me gayer, but it certainly didn’t lesson the lesbian lol

winnie from the back, showing off the jeans hugging her booty

winnie in a medium close up, showing off the cleavtastic top

bonus shots for the full effect, and I’m not saying Fashion Brand Company made me gayer, but it certainly didn’t lesson the lesbian lol

a medium shot of winnie in blue jeans and a low cut racerback tank also navy blue. She has her hands on her hips and is smiling at the camera

Since transitioning i haven’t worn a lot of jeans, but this look is one i’m very happy with

#myart Xena x Callisto fan art from my patreon. Xena is taken aback as Callisto cops a feel.

Another Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight happy Halloween 😌

They literally ruin everything they touch

woman wearing a “sexy Clippy” costume

This has been a month of “wait, do you think ‘sexy traffic light’ is a thing? Wow, it is! How about ‘sexy Oscar the Grouch?’ Oh, yep, two of those! Cool!”

Just remembered that my grandpa Hal (mom’s dad) was part of the team that raided Hitler’s bunker at the end of WW2

i guess hating Nazis is just in the blood

Edited Jennifer's Body scene: Panel 1: Needy says, "You're killing people!" Panel 2: Jennifer says, "No, I'm killing Nazis." Panel 3: Needy and Jennifer make out in their pajamas.

the Jennifer's Body 2 we need

package that says “Warm Note” and then “Poke the longer side into the organizer and use the shorter side to hang the necklace.”

Okay, am i wrong for thinking that “Warm Note” is just a bad mistranslation of “Hot Tip”?

Like, this is why contextual translators (say, human beings that speak both languages fluently enough to understand idioms) are important

The narrative that rabbis aren’t showing up for Mamdani— or that nobody believes that economic and labor justice are core Torah values — is false.

One of these guys is running for Congress on an explicitly pro-LGBTQ platform. Hell yeah. www.advocate.com/politics/dyl...

lol the 1% of today continue to forget a very key fact:

They are the 1 PERCENT. You are the minority. The moment the masses lock in, it's game over. Not to mention the masses they're pissing off are armed... legally.

YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO Florence + The Machine - Sympathy Magic (Official Video)

the number of girls fucking other girls to Florence + the Machine songs is only going to rise after this one i feel

youtu.be/wRfet_VLbzU

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

A sapphic heist romance set in Paris, heroines named Roseanna and Primrose:

ROSES IN LOUVRE

"Women are not usually into science fiction"is legitimately one of the stupidest, most divorced from reality sentences I have ever read in my life

A witch making s'mores in pumpkin patch surrounded by ghost cats phasing through the pumpkins. The setting is night time and there's fire lighting the scene.

S'mores 🤍

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

and lo shall biblically accurate Gritty rise

oh shit! they made a season 2 of fiona and cake? hell yeah

it’s so wildly variable

i’d say baseline 4, with it peaking up to a 7 when i’m dealing with fascist motherfuckers and down to a 1 or 2 when I’m joyfully hyperfixating on something

When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee.

But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.

A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.