shizu😸💭

surfer bro who hears that black holes create tidal forces and gets super excited about the possibilities for space surfing

I also like… alcoholic ladies… because give gwowie… lots of fish… and snacks… sometimes toys…

I am a greedy kitty… who enjoy cookie… nice to meet you…

Examples gross as Earth exhort me:
Witness this cookies gang of such mass and charge,
Led by a delicate and tender greedimal,
Whose spirit with divine greedies puffed
Makes mouths at the invisible event,
Exposing what is growly and grumbly
To all that fortune and danger dare
Even for salmon

There was a rugby game going on and French tourists were in the city, one overheard my talking and screamed faggot and transvestite in his pee accent so I just shouted "Algeria number 1" and he got so mad and red that he fell over and had to run away, shit is like a movie, I'm home now, good day

I thought my omegawoke classmates were all like epic radfem lesbians based on their politics and style of dress but since adding them on Instagram I learned they inexplicably choose to date the world’s ugliest moustached men

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

a close up of a white cat 's face with a blue and white striped collar ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face with a blue and white striped collar

Yeah, it call BPD, Brainy Personality Disorder, and human sure not have it!!! 😼😼😼😼😼

The former

I am a white neurotypical cisgender heterosexual incel gamer 😸

Gwowie eat so much of… the “cake that makes you straight”… and “cake that makes you gay”… (because both is yummy cake…) that can’t remember… what sexuality… Gwowie is…

One of gwowie’s minions (“greedimals”)

The most amusing thing about Clavicular is that he essentially looks like a normal dude

I am very possibly the single most intelligent person in human history

I’m quite a smart person when it comes to real life situations (ルビ: I enjoy using molly at revs on thursday nights)

This is the average person we are sending to university in this country

Obvs both are silly but its funny to me that when American right-wingers complain about “immigrants taking our jobs” they often seemingly mean in tech and medicine n other prestige industries, but with British right-wingers they are literally referring to minimum wage supermarket and fast food jobs

Like Homura clearly has a profound limerence towards Madoka and much of the plot is driven by this but it has been memed into ”every character in the show is a gold-star lesbian violators will be prosecuted“ despite Sayaka wanting the ugly violin boy also being a driving force of the plot

I get its the fandom thing of people playing with the characters like they’re dolls in a dollhouse but I feel like most people who talk about Madoka online have a weird amnesia about most of what happens in that show

Gwowie eat so much of… the “cake that makes you straight”… and “cake that makes you gay”… (because both is yummy cake…) that can’t remember… what sexuality… Gwowie is…

They don’t see KH or Sora as valuable in that sense bc KH’s demographic (teens and 20 somethings often queer and/or into weird subculture stuff) are significantly less likely to have young children

Their ideal target for those sorts of crossovers is like families w/ young children (you can see a very cynical balance of “ah, mickey mouse for the kids, star wars for dad, 90s disney princesses for mom) they can sell vacations and toys and kids clothes to

The latter

My mum said that her partner brought her a prepackaged valentines meal from Sainsbury‘s instead of taking her out for an actual Valentine’s meal or doing anything else

In my mind that should be grounds for divorce

Some cats is rats??? 🙀

a completely different thing entirely that’s pivotal to his character and the novel‘s overall themes is probably the smartest use of references I’ve seen in anything

Conrad’s Victory letting you think a sort of farcical character‘s obsession with ”nothing but hard facts” is just a reference to Gradgrind from Dickens’s Hard Times (when there’s a bunch of other elements that are just straightforwardly Dickens references) and then it turning out to be

Gwowie and his assistant will be making negotiations between humanity and the aliens as a neutral third party

black and white cat in bed, tucked in and sleeping

type of shi i need to be on

Anyone else think Clavicular has Projared energy