the upstart

"backpaying" my arse. It's concepts of a plan to look like someone is being back paid. Anyone who trusts Australian university leadership at this point needs their head read.

Alright. You've got Dick Cheney, now do John fucking Howard and Tony Blair

I thought of something today that hasn't crossed my mind in years: writing a good copy. I'm not sure I ever did it beyond Year 7 - by that time my handwriting was truly appalling anyway, so the difference between 'rough' and 'good' was generally negligible.

Nostalgia. It's for saps.

We used to meet every Thursday
Thursday
Thursday in the afternoon
For a couple of beers
And a game of pool

Candy says she wants me with her
Down in Candyland

But... But.... They're ORDINARY MUMS AND DADS

...

Who are also fucking fash

You and me
Will never be
Fine
(you know we'll never be)
Yeah you and me
Will never be
Fine

Extruded racism product

Good goddamn #metafilter needs a way to flag a flag, like

Pick a reason to flag this flag:

- damp liberal tone policing
- Americans are not the only fruit
- flagger is astro-TERFing
- flagger just wants dead queers
- flagger is some kind of fucking dimwit
- flagger can go fuck a penis worm

The Berne Convention, wasn't it? In Neuromancer...

A) this is why bloosky exists
B) deeply fucking unserious country

No daddy no to take photograph

*personalist, ffs

From a conversation with a theatre maker earlier today: Centrists benefit from fascism or personality rule because their key concerns of status and socio-economic power are preserved in their favour. They can perform hand-wringing concern about 'division' but won't to risk their comfort to do so.

And am I born to die
To lay this body down
And must my trembling spirit fly
Unto a world unknown?

A land of deepest shade
Unpierced by human thought
The dreary regions of the dead
Where all things are forgot?

Fuck sake

Fackinell. 40. My favourite character in all of the comics world. Gold.

ME: wow it's so hard to maintain new friendships
ALSO ME AFTER 15 BEERS: yeah man it's so good to have met you, hit me up on my Ravelry DMs if you wanna hang out or some shit

Me watching any TV sci-fi: "Can't you just be Canadian? Everyone knows you're Canadian!"

And then they didn't even recognise it when it came on. I know that I'm a special case, but you've got to at least give a shit.

I fucking hate Australians

Youthful bar staff: hey that band with the song that goes "no way get fucked fuck off", you know "am I ever gonna see your face again no way get fucked fuck off", will they make it? Are they even Australian? You know, that band?

I have said it before, perhaps even in the august environs of your replies: the hottest 100 is proof that the Australian people cannot be trusted with democracy

What if they got AI sex partners instead?

Looks like the keyboard on that Cisco wotsit needs a dose of the spray duster and a good 70% wipe

YES I CAN HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO

rrrrrrRRRayyyyy Purrrrrrrrrrchasssssse

Man's not wrong tho

Removing the head, or destroying the brain.

I know I'll express this wrong, but holy shit there is nothing more validating than people you love telling you that you deserve success. Nothing.