Just one more sustainably made, soft, button-up cardigan sweater. For real, this time. This one will fix me.
19.11.2025 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me trying so hard not to say "Thank you" to the AI helping me at work because it's a huge waste of resources but they're being so helpful
17.09.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Went outside last night to enjoy a temperate evening and now I have bug bites. This is why you should never try to enjoy anything ever.
16.09.2025 16:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Data engineering in the book: Make crucial decisions about tools that will process terrabytes of data, decide between streaming or batching
Data engineering in real life: 20 minute conversation about how to name timrstamp fields
15.09.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can't wait to pretend to pay attention in my work meetings today
15.09.2025 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yaki Udon with a cocktail
14.09.2025 02:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When you see the headlines and start to spiral about the myriad ways things could possibly get much much worse going forward I cannot more strongly recommend going out and doing some volunteer work about it, Iβm drop dead serious
11.09.2025 16:16 β π 87 π 23 π¬ 3 π 2
Self soothing in the Trader Joe's because i can't find jalapeΓ±os
10.09.2025 04:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Classically trained gay guy.
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