Emily

shoeprint

Feces! On the sidewalk! With footprints in it ...

Quiznos Coyote

11”x14” Oil on Canvas

the Great Polk Success

Yes. How did I get here?

I think having entities who do only thinking but no feeling doing our philosophy for us is big part of why we're in the state we're in right now

This is too philosophical for my brain. I would probably still call them hobbies even if robots did all my required tasks for me.

I signed up for sculpture instead!

I didn't sign up for ceramics this semester :/

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

I did a lot of reading about the flea lifecycle, and how the pupae can hibernate for very long periods of time, so I'm leaving it in there for as long as possible. I'm scared of bringing it back in after how much work it took to rid this place of fleas

You'll be glad to know that the rug isn't in my living room anymore because the cats got fleas in it this summer, and I couldn't get them out of it, so I just rolled it up and put it in the garage. It's still there.

I have a cat named Lettuce, but she is not as cute as Onion, mostly because she doesn't like me and is always scowling at me

If I were couch copping you, I would be waiting next to the couch for you with a pair of handcuffs.

He's an excellent cat

You're not going to be able to have that on that couch either

Onion is such a cute name for a cat

Hobie, Ho-bed

digital scan of an illustration from a book: Four line drawings of cats, labeled FIG 81. “The exercise was intended to teach design principles like economy of line. It demonstrates how to interpret fluid subjects using only straight lines and angles. The author, Ernest Allen Batchelder, was a central figure in the American Arts and Crafts movement.” (via Google)

#Caturday 🐱:
#Cat Studies with Straight Lines
Fig. 81 from _Design in Theory and Practice_ (NY, USA, 1910) by Ernest Allen Batchelder, p. 157:
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ℹ️ Ernest Allen Batchelder was a key figure in the American #ArtsAndCraftsMovement.
#CatsInArt

I didn’t want to be the person who said this. There were other gifts I would rather have received from Jesus.

A cartoon of a squid and an octopus playing pachinko. The squid is playing, and the octopus has spilled the basket of balls. The octopus is wearing the mandatory headband of all manga octopuses

Old drawing

It's ladybug metamorphosis week. How are you celebrating?

Some would!

Did some cool machining at the meetup last night

How are you supposed to eat boysenberry pie while you watch TV now?

Thanks, Timon!

lol. Rather than try and sort that mess out, I did the brave thing and just didn't buy the car. The seller was mad, but I stood my ground amid withering criticism.

Sunset in the park

This is how I ended up winning an auction for an AMC Gremlin that I had no place to keep and no way of picking up.

My Friend Had A Dream About A Weird Car She Wanted To Show Me So Let's Make It Kinda Real - The Autopian You all remember Emily Velasco, right? She’s written for us a few times about all kinds of interesting stuff, and she’s an artist/maker who builds e-bikes and all sorts of fascinating things. More imp...

Update: My dream made it onto @theautopian.bsky.social this morning

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