John Murphy

10% off is not a discount

truly a miracle that Michael Rooker wasn’t a one ‘n done actor after Mississippi Burning. He’s an incredible talent, but too easily he could’ve been pigeon-holed.

It’s kind of mean that they refer to Andy Reid as Nikolai the walrus.

Forgot how convoluted the plot to Big Daddy is.

Marvin Gaye (trying to get it on): “I won’t push ya, baby.”

Followed By: “c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! Stop beatin’ round the bush!”

They really to stop pushing Fight Song on us

Tomlin needs to his best Dan Campbell impersonation for the rest of this game.

Not going for it on 4th n inches when you won the toss and received is a confusing strategy.

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Imagine going to Tony’s Restaurant for a meal, seeing no service inside, but hearing Tony and Joe out back in the alley serenading some dogs as they eat a plate of pasta.

just saw an ad for Healthy Wager dot com. Combining America’s two favorite pursuits: weight loss and gambling.

Take A Shot When Tom Brady Says Achilles Heel Challenge

Yeah when I saw that dog, I knew immediately it was AI.

I knew something was off with Sheridan’s writing all the way back in Sicario when I heard every line of dialogue from this guy…

Wayfair Marketing Exec: what if our commercials showed the customers as unstable idiots?

The inciting incident is bonkers, when Denzel takes off his clothes, causing Lithgow to become obsessed with destroying a man he never met before.

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My Holiday Hot Take:

Home Alone 2 is a soulless, sucky cash grab. It throws away everything Kevin learns in the first one for the sake of a sequel. It demonizes the working class, promotes a conman and his hotel, and tries to sell us a crappy recorder toy.

And it has a little bit of snow in there too. Mostly on Ellis’ desk.

BlueSky seems to think I’m a Philly sports fan. I am not.

Justin Tucker’s kicking problem is that he thinks he’s Kraven The Hunter.

Is the market for Allen Iverson biopics really that saturated?

Funny enough, Die Another Day is probably the closest to the Moonraker book plot.

My least favorite thing in Hollywood is working with a legit company that’s an abbreviation or acronym, let’s say ABC Films, and then learning that it stands for something dumb like “Abe’s Beautiful Cinema.”

one of my favorite running jokes is Charles Barkley's insistence that there are no skinny people in San Antonio.

Cuppy to be voiced by Chris Pratt

Nice of him to give Torgo some privacy to change back there

Rewatching Hunter For Red October, and reminded of the absolute directing heater that McTiernan went on for a decade.

Briarcliff Picks Up ‘Sneaks’ Voiced By Laurence Fishburne, Anthony Mackie, Martin Lawrence, Chloe Bailey, Mustard & More; Easter 2025 Theatrical Launch Set — AFM The family movie follows a pair of collector sneakers, Ty (Anthony Mackie), and Maxine (Chloe Bailey), stolen by 'the Collector' (Laurence Fishburne).

Sneaks arriving in theaters April 2025. Had the pleasure of being a Co-Producer on this with a very talent group. The music is incredible.