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diagram of five elements with lines showing the interplay between them the elements are Horseshit (nonsense), Bullshit (not true), Batshit (insane), Apeshit (rambunctious), Dogshit (very poor quality) Below is a key indicating Generating Interaction and Overcoming Interaction

Bsky PSA:

Post with intention, post with energy dynamics in mind

all fiction should get weirder. authors should include things that are interesting to them and them alone. make everything you create inaccessible to large swathes of people. make what you make for no one else but yourself, or failing that, someone incredibly dear to you. MAKE IT FUCKING WEIRD

we gotta make this shit illegal again man, you gotta risk upsetting an italian man with a gun if you wanna gamble on sports i don't wanna hear about your parlays unless your life is on the line

The fight goes to a different school

it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

Even worse, what if our subscription service *actively cannibalised the launch sales of the few games we are still selling*. Phil Spencer is a high grade moron and Sony has been showing him how to do things properly for years now

my friends: Hey can you explain your special interest in Three Kingdoms dramas?

me: the president of the united states keeps Dong Zhuo posting

my friends: what does that mean

me:

The broad consensus about physicists I've asked about MARAUDER is that it's classified because it's just really embarrassing that they got conned into funding civilian plasma physics research so they buried it

Shout out to Gundam which for the most part gets this right and despite everyone having mecha and wacky superweapons travelling from the Earth Sphere to Mars or Jupiter takes months

Also, technically there are two classes of plasma weapon that do work: nuclear shaped charges, and neutralised ion beams. Neither even remotely resembles Star Wars blasters, because those are modelled on *tracer ammunition*.

The reason MARAUDER is currently classified is because it was *really fucking embarrassing* once the DoD finally figured out they'd been had but it was really funny while it lasted

This is made annoying by people who know just enough to point at MARAUDER, a concept that had exactly zero weapons applications and is instead a magnificent example of benign fraud on the part of plasma physicists against DARPA

Yeah we really need to work out the grand unified theory of Dwarf-Railgun-Misogyny correlation

Netflix finally realising that Netflix Original is a mark of shame is so fucking funny

Lots of posts from a parallel universe where the Nobel Peace Prize isn't widely considered a joke with about as much credibility as the economics prize

Like I get that we need a new term for "hermaphrodite", but please pick, like, anything else

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A striking thing about articles I’ve read claiming to “study the effects” of generative AI on student writing skills and consumption of information is that (1) they nearly always find the effects are negative and (2) most “conclusions” are still written assuming that we must use AI, for some reason.

due to Berserk and how it inspired Dark Souls, tons of people have INCORRECT opinions about two handed swords, which are actually insanely classy, ludicrously feminine weapons

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Sidenote re: tank armour, if you quote a specific RHAe number you are the fool. Just say it's good against like, a given class of threat, it's what engineers do in real life because armour and threats are just too complicated for RHAe nowadays.

If you really want to get fancy, make it a wacky future composite, or a bizarre metamaterial that can do something seemingly wildly unphysical because metamaterials just kinda do that IRL too.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Of course, in the real world hyper-deflation is *utterly catastrophic* for everyone who isn't already a billionaire, which is why billionaires fantasise about deflation

the Onion never misses

Same here (in secondary school, yay European phililogy track), got reprimanded for it and then given an A because I guess doing the final pre-written speech ex tempore is brownie points

Not to mention Cole admits she still suffers from gender dysphoria. Choosing not to treat your own headaches doesn't mean you get to ban Tylenol.

Calling China a developing country is an absolutely hilarious bit of modern racialism. The guys who make the entire planet's supply of ships, heavy machinery, solar panels, electronics and miscellaneous consumer goods are by definition *developed as fuck*

Well, the average US gamer is also interested in the latest CoD and the latest Madden so that probably has something to do with it (but it would help if games weren't so ungodly fucking expensive)

This is basically Sergeant Schlock but as a pig, which I approve