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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

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He's gonna run, he's been doing it for 25 years as any Californian knows. But yeah he's gonna lose.

13.02.2026 17:28 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Jurassic Park was the first movie I saw twice as a kid, in theaters. Twister was amazing in a theater.

13.02.2026 13:12 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

OK, who narc'ed??

13.02.2026 00:20 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Glad he's back! Naughty boy, Jeremy!

13.02.2026 00:16 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I guess I was lucky that I got slotted into a "higher risk" bucket because of family history and got mine covered last year before 45. Clean. Got a 7 year follow-up recommendation.

12.02.2026 21:45 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin' Jeremy!

12.02.2026 21:43 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder what % that is they gave back with that, 5%?

12.02.2026 02:13 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced movies are just colors to people like our friend Rhett here

11.02.2026 23:59 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

No jobs numbers from this BLS are real or true. Just saying. Books fully cooked.

11.02.2026 13:40 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

The average D will sell out as many of their own citizens as they have to, it's clear they don't give a shit about anything but themselves.

11.02.2026 12:38 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Uh, no?

10.02.2026 13:41 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I love this song

10.02.2026 03:13 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

No one would be happier to be worried over nothing than me! To be clear.

09.02.2026 19:24 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yeah their fuckery tends to rely on a really close election broadly and this upcoming one does not have that look to it

09.02.2026 19:23 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

To be clear they end this on an optimistic note but let's say it expresses more faith in our legal guardrails than I have right now.

09.02.2026 19:10 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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Trump has a plan to steal the midterms. It will probably fail. The nightmare scenario for American democracy is no longer unthinkable.

With the greatest respect to the "he can't possibly surround all the polling stations with ICE" folks represented most visibly by @jamellebouie.net, who I like and respect a lot, I have to say in response: he doesn't need to. www.vox.com/politics/478...

09.02.2026 19:09 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 2    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 1

It's lazy! As is making your hook just "Werewolves of London" with a "Sweet Home Alabama" backing riff.

09.02.2026 17:57 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

She 100% was skiing differently because of the ACL. Kind of no way to avoid it, ACLs are what allow you to go side to side and she wrecked on a turn. Coincidence?

09.02.2026 16:54 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Me on the other hand I'm comfortable making that word radioactive for the next 50 years

09.02.2026 04:13 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I think it's a continuing scam the NFL is running acting like the 49ers didn't leave their home city and the Chargers did. These people need to get out a map.

08.02.2026 23:37 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

It was

08.02.2026 23:11 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Such a continuing treat in my life that band is still around and thriving. The last album was good too.

08.02.2026 23:11 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

They think we're all morons

06.02.2026 22:11 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Mark Kelly does the same thing

06.02.2026 19:00 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I love btw the idea that people have internalized that the guns aren't going anywhere so now they're yelling at people online that a kid's phone is like sending them to school with a bulletproof vest and how dare you take that away, you monster etc.

06.02.2026 15:07 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely it is. People on his side have this abiding faith that the phone in hand will save their kid and I'm sorry to be blunt but it didn't work for Uvalde.

06.02.2026 15:05 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yeah honestly if that's the argument we're going with to keep phones in hand that we KNOW are wrecking kids' brains I'm sorry but there has to be a better way to be. I'd say instead of teaching kids to text for help you teach them to find an escape route and run away from danger.

06.02.2026 15:04 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

The man never loved a dog in his life!

06.02.2026 14:22 — šŸ‘ 12    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Bigots still seem to manage it though!

06.02.2026 14:22 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Another banger Giamatti role

04.02.2026 03:11 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

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