Jack Binding

Blood Sabbath (1972).
Love a bit of low budget ‘70s folk horror. But this… nah.
Even the soundtrack was naff.
‘It’s David. He came into the cave with blood all over him. Sacrificial blood.’
I often make a point to note whether any blood I encounter is sacrificial or just, like, regular.
#Horrorsky

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My 8 yo son just asked what a republican was. I tried to explain. Thought I did a shit job, but then he goes, ‘So, like Mr Burns, yeah?’

I like that Cruz Beckham song. It’s what I put on when I’m fucking and I don’t want to come.

Did Little Mix break up?

I’m not great at socialising.

We didn’t chat much after that.

While we’re on the topic. Bloke last night talking to me about writing. ‘You worried about AI?’ he asked.
And I’m like, ‘I have this new short called This Little Piggy, and if AI can get that warped, we’re fucked as a species.’

‘Saying the quiet part out loud.’

Can it.
Fucking idiotic phrase. Means nothing. But it’s ubiquitous now cos everyone’s using lazy AI crap.

I’m a shit driver but a decent cook.

I also prefer Predator 2 over Predator 1. So here we are.

The only Star Wars TV stuff I’ve enjoyed is Book Of Boba Fett, that one episode of Obi Wan that was like Blade Runner, and Droids. I thought everything else was tedious. I’ve tried to watch Andor about 5 times, but the only thing appealing to me is Diego Luna’s cheekbones.

I guess now I know why a bunch of people have no problem with Rock & Roll Part 2 being played at US sporting events.

Quelque chose arrive.
Bientôt.

Shame. From the trailer it looked completely bananas.

Old wooden bagatelle board with nails in it.

Alternative pinhead origin story.

#horrorsky

Cannot wait!

Never seen Phantasm before. Fucking weird, innit?
#HorrorSky

I’m sorry I’ve been so quiet. Every time I open a social media app and scroll the timeline, I wanna shower in bleach about 30 seconds later.

At least we have books.

And at this rate, you can read my stories for some soft, cuddly respite from the real world.

Fuck.

Chat intermittently.

Rhesus Pieces.

Less peanut, more monkey.

Please sign and share, if you can. My wife went through the hell of Lewy body dementia before she passed away. Getting her, and myself, the proper support was extremely difficult, to say the least.

Also, I used to hate Duran Duran. Now I think they’re … meh.

#BoneTemple

Bone Temple. Good.

But my god, so much cock fuzz.

2 Muppets 1 Cup

(Not r rated but it’s all fucking arbitrary, yeah)

When people bring their own pint glasses to pubs. I should think ‘cute.’ But I just think ‘twat.’

Nothing riles me quite as much as the English suburbs. Fuck. Hate ‘em. Hate ‘em.

I have lost my voice. I sound like RFK Jr. But like not a compete rambling total batshit cunt (in terms of content).

It’s like they just never bothered finishing it - both plot and script. Like halfway through, they were all like “fuck it - it’s shit anyway, prettying up the CGI won’t help it.”

Oh fuck.

This looks fucking great. Their arbitrary censorship always boggles my mind. I’ll check it out if I can get it.

Top 10 fave drummers:

Dennis Davis
Nick Mason
Loz Colbert
Jimmy Chamberlain
Dave Lombardo
Ringo Starr
Moe Tucker
John Bonham
Paul Motian
Budgie