Jack Binding

It’s okay everyone. Double Jeopardy (Judd not gameshow) is on Showtime.

This world is right again.

Why did I start watching that Netflix Ed Gein thing? I knew it’d be shit. Now I can’t look away. It’s like slowing down when you drive past a car crash.

Pasty white guy wearing a t shirt that says ‘Aloha cunts’ on it, along with a picture of Mickey Mouse.

Getting into the Hawaiian spirit.

I’m sure there’s still a voice there and I’m sure she’ll love it.

35 years - that’s huge. Sorry it’s so tough right now. Glad you’ve still got a bit of a smile, even if it’s hard.

Gotta love the music business. You get plied with all manner of free things, and getting wasted is glorified, and then you are expected to have restraint, like you can turn it on or off. Hope you’re doing good now.

Haha! Good for you. Wonderful. Did it get printed?

My guy came up to me after the show and he was almost crying. He said, ‘You don’t really think that do you?’ And I was like, ‘Well, yeah.’
Silver lining in the cloud of the streaming era is that reliance on assholes like that is far less now.

Looks like I’m back on social media.

L'Homme à tête de chou era Gainsbourg but, like, goth and with Neil Young kind of fuzzy guitars and Linn drum machines with a fuck ton of reverb over everything. That’s my genre. Wish me luck.

Share a terrible movie that is indefensible but you love it and will defend it to the death 🎬

I have seen it more times than any movie apart from the original Candyman. Yet I have never seen it sober.

Just had a mad dream in which I was arguing with some dude about Tindersticks. He thought they were shit and I was like ‘listen to the fucking piano doubling with the bass guitar in Bathtime, you idiot.’

This is responsible for my (highly irrational) fear of bees. Well, this and My Girl.

Might put an album out next year. It’s been like 15 years since I released any music. Probably overdue. Pretty sure I’m out of contract now. If the 15 years of inactivity hasn’t done it, calling him the c-word on stage in London on our last show probably did.

Hello friends. It’s been a year. So I am in Hawaii.

No. Fake out. He’s alive and eating a carrot. All is well. Carry on as you were.

I’m watching Space Jam 2 (don’t ask). A) Is that Pennywise in the crowd? And B) did they just fucking kill Bugs Bunny????? 25% RT seems generous.

Okay, so I just watched Cuckoo. Late to the party (and not fashionably so). Movies don’t usually scare me, but this one? Petrifying. Also, Dan Stevens. #HorrorSky

Exciting news! My horror short story collection, Pills, is being re-released next year by the wonderful @veloxbooks.bsky.social #horrorsky

I’m enjoying that new documentary series Alien: Earth.

It’s been a while, friends. Apologies. Things have been…strange.

Normal service (whatever that is) will resume in due course.

I couldn’t sleep last night and, as a consequence, I think I’ve completed Tubi.

It’s embarrassing enough going to see Coldplay.

Or a port.

Love the sea. Hate beaches.

I’m hoping the New York entry will improve on things.

They are simply not scary.

Why, in number 6, does Tommy, who is apparently disturbed by Jason GO AND DIG HIM UP????

The fifth one has some particularly offensive stereotyping. I know it’s a ‘of its time’ thing, but even in the eighties that was pretty tasteless.

Crispin Glover dancing. Jesus.

Why do people keep getting naked in the woods when it’s clearly fucking cold?