Jack Binding

It’s embarrassing enough going to see Coldplay.

Or a port.

Love the sea. Hate beaches.

I’m hoping the New York entry will improve on things.

They are simply not scary.

Why, in number 6, does Tommy, who is apparently disturbed by Jason GO AND DIG HIM UP????

The fifth one has some particularly offensive stereotyping. I know it’s a ‘of its time’ thing, but even in the eighties that was pretty tasteless.

Crispin Glover dancing. Jesus.

Why do people keep getting naked in the woods when it’s clearly fucking cold?

Soundtrack is overcooked and grating.

Jason is boring.

Tommy is just a lame character.

There’s fuck all lore.

Why do people still camp there?

Even the better ones make Freddy’s Dead look like The Godfather.

All the characters are so stupid.

I love all the classic horror franchises. Elm St, Halloween etc. but I’ve not seen much of Friday the 13th. Until now. This week, I watched 1-6. Peaks at 2 or 3. But it’s really just trash with few redeeming qualities. And I appreciate trash. Just not this stuff.

The face I’m submitting for Bluesky verification.

Flaming hot not bad either.

Yep! Even a pasta with a bit of Parmesan would’ve been easier.

A beef Wellington is a fuck ton of effort when you can just make an omelette.

Fuck it. I’m gonna get an X burner account set up and lay into some nazis. It’s either that or Valium.

Crisps you can’t get in Australia but can in England ranked from best to worst:
Monster Munch
Chilli Heatwave Doritos
Wotsits
Skips
McCoy’s
Hula Hoops
Quavers
Space Raiders

Disclaimer: all of these I love.

People keep telling me to watch Clarkson’s Farm; I keep telling people to fuck off.

Love Thompson. Cracking movie. Even the remake is decent, I reckon.

Oh and my website’s down because I just couldn’t be fucking assed.

If this keeps going, I’ll start taking about Blake’s 7. Better take a melatonin.

Since I can’t sleep, here’s my Nightmare On Elm St ranking (best to worst):
1
3
2
Freddy vs Jason
4
7
5
6
Remake

Still, that’s how I wanna go. Ripped apart by a dog, balls first.

That’s not the reason for its low position on the ranking, just an observation.