Ronaldo Duarte

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Nunca tinha visto um beijão desses de mulheres no horário nobre da TV brasileira — nem uma gola cacharrel em Paraty (RJ)

Uma matrioska de adulteração

Quem matou Barbosa?
1. Na farmácia
ou
2. Ohhhhhhhh

quadro 1 - uma moça loira de óculos e jaleco em uma sala com plantas e cadeiras. Texto "filha de médico - herdou o consultório e os pacientes do pai quadro 2 - um rapaz usando um chapéu enorme de caubói numa paisagem rural - texto "quinta geração de latifundiários quadro 3 - um homem de meia idade de cabelos grisalhos e barba aparada grisalha, com olhos levemente esbugalhados, diante do prédio da câmara. Texto "político filho de político" quadro 4 - uma mulher morena elegante sentada em uma poltrona de couro com o cachorro do lado. Texto "herdou o comércio da família quadro 5 - uma moça de cabelo rosa segurando um violão. Texto "artista filha de art-" nesse momento um balão vem do próximo quadro gritando em letras grandes "NEPOBABY", enquanto a moça se assusta último quadro - o homem gritando tem cabelos castanhos, cara de ódio e está apontando um dedo pra moça do outro quadro. Texto "sócio do escritório de advocacia da mãe"

Não sou filho de artista então preciso te chamar pra me assinar e receber 20 tiras por mês por 5 reaizinhos catarse.me/linhadotrem

é tranquilo demais, eu conheci essa iguaria ano passado e no natal fiz pra família, todo mundo adorou (e acho que nunca tinha feito nada doce antes)

é uma benção, poder reler/reassistir e ainda se surpreender hahaha.

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

O engenheiro George Ersatz, inventor do conector USB-A, faleceu em 13/set/2025.

Foi sepultado em uma linda cerimônia.

O caixão foi baixado na cova, içado de volta, virado 180º, baixado novamente, içado outra vez, virado 180º, e baixado uma última vez.

Descanse em paz.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

a car tire with a guitar strapped to it, along with a hat, wig, and sunglasses arranged to resemble the famous guitarist Slash

oh my god someone slashed our tire

eles nem teriam enfrentado o Corinthians se não fosse pela ajuda da arbitragem

New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought

há dias com Catedral - Eu Amo Mais Voxê.mp3 na cabeça por alguma razão que desconheço

o neymar

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

C'est ma copine à moi

Primeiro show do Tiny Desk Brasil será com Hermeto Pascoal. Concerto será executado enquanto ele MONTA a mesa, com barulhos de parafusadeira, pregos e martelo

f0d4, b1ch0

Entre zilhares, este talvez seja meu cartum fdp preferido do Jaguar (1932-2025).

tanto chute no concurso do tj que acho que estirei a coxa

Karl Marx labubu... no, labour theory of value

i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now

A funny thing I noticed: Amy Poehler has had a *bunch* of Parks and Rec people on her podcast talking about the show and if you search the transcripts they have literally never mentioned Chris Pratt a single time

You either die a tesouro or live long enough to become a gentalha

NANCY by Olivia Jaimes, where Nancy says Cartoonist is the best type of artist