Chain Bear

Don't be alarmed but I'm drinking half a low alcohol cider

Don't think I can do a Tuesday under 5 minutes but it took me like a year to get Monday under 5 so it might be possible

Graph showing the Best Solve Time for each day of the week of the NYT crossword Monday 03:47 Tuesday 05:19 Wednesday 06:52 Thursday 11:33 Friday 13:47 Saturday 14:50 Sunday 19:24

Manage to crack an NYT crossword goal this week with a Wednesday under 7 minutes.

reporting from bikini bottom fashion week

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

are *your* children following this TERRIFYING online trend? Look out for the signs:

* LOL: love our landlords
* BTW: beat the workers
* LMAO: let maggie advance on
* BRB: beautiful righteous boris

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Fucking hell, Urchin is a lot but really well done. Oof.

Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"

"I have a plug, Greg. Can you recycle me?"

A good example of why direct inflation adjustment of this sort is more deceptive than clarifying when applied over very long stretches of time where consumption patterns are very different.

Basic foods (bread/grain) probably devours a third of Cratchet's income, but not the modern worker's.

Naturally I meant gun* violence

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Bit niche I think, but apparently this parking spot is reserved for female rock climbers.

It's INSANE people really thought you were going to come out in favour of fun violence and murder just cause it's the other side.

Look at her go!
#invertebrates 🌿

Nick Offerman, best known for his role as Mr Sclubb in Sin City (2005)

I meant to say increasingly but got autocorrected. The above is still true though

It is incredibly staggering just how bad Labour are

Footage of film children of men showing London on 16th November 2027 with the shard building in shot

Thing I learned today:

The shard was digitally added to the London skyline for the film “Children Of Men” made in 2007 to make film more authentic

This website would genuinely be so much better if there was a special Discover tab for Americans that only show them posts by other Americans so the rest of us stop getting aggro from their most brain fried centrists who seem genuinely bewildered by context and angry that other places exist

Graham could write Anna Karenina but Tolstoy couldn't remind Judi Dench about her night in a gay club

Proof-of-age ID leaked in Discord data breach Video game chat platform tells users that driver’s licences and passports were among the forms of data accessed via a third-party customer service provider

So you see, we fucking told you, Starmer, that proof of ID was a terrible idea

Yessss

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

Incredible

DO YOU HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME? FACT: The inside of a healthy human body is homogeneous and smooth like tofu FACT: 17 out of 100 people have instead insides that are very complicated IF YOU THINK YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW MIGHT HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME PLEASE TRY TO REMAIN CALM BUT ALSO BE AWARE THAT IT ISIVÈRY BAD AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.

Do You ?

"should we not be mean to AI?" should I write cusses in a crossword puzzle? what the fuck are you talking about, keep this shit to yourself you bug-eyed lunatic