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@lynk.wtf.bsky.social

Formerly @Lynk on Twitter. Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. https://lynk.wtf/

125 Followers  |  606 Following  |  110 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  2.7329

Latest posts by lynk.wtf on Bluesky

We need to Skyrim these pedophilic stormcloaks.

12.11.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toss in a couple can openers if people are providing canned goods. Sometimes people don't grab canned goods simply because they don't have a way to open it.

04.11.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I could toss a bean bag into the middle of that room and have the best 8 hour nap just listening to the discordant attract mode sounds.

03.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched it. The Weird Al polka medley elevates it and makes it seem a lot better than it really is... Although Jonathan Groff has some crazy stage presence. 3/10. Generally awkward.

02.11.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no Bidet? Disgusting shit-ass goblin.

31.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really great game! The studio that developed Uniracers would eventually go on to make a little series called Grand Theft Auto.

30.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What sound effect in particular?

29.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got an extra Steam key for Atomic Heart. Tell me your favorite video game sound effect and it's yours.

29.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How I'd love to be young again and not care!

22.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have the right to ask who has accessed your medical records. I bet just asking will get insurance providers to flip the script and suddenly approve something just to avoid name dropping Dr. Sniffshisfingers

20.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tell my parents this every Thanksgiving after they tell me how I ruined it again.

15.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like it's more like a mini soda can (just shy of 8 ounces). I think it's still important that we picture the contents of the can as room-temperature condensed soup, just out of respect.

24.09.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was taught at some point that the average adult has almost a soup can's worth of gut bacteria and ever since then I've thought about getting them all together in one place just to see what that actually looks like. Maybe a nice mason jar...

24.09.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you get raptured today, I'm going to go through your phone.

23.09.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are due for some more Wolfenstein.

16.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should have "Build 1:1 Johnny Five replicas in my garage" money and time by now.

13.09.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hey dude I'm sure your busy but look at this video of a crab I found." and Weird Al just reacts with a thumbs up.

Perfection. That's all social media should be.

12.09.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone with a normal brain hadn't heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday.

11.09.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good thing those electronics are propriety but also poorly made with shoddy, unoptimized firmware and software!

09.09.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but you are going to put it on popcorn for real, right?

07.09.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Slim Shady Lady

05.09.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, and the Burnout games!

27.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Burning flags is cool af if you don't do it you are a huge wet dork ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

26.08.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm playing it now for the first time! I'm not entirely captivated yet (I just traveled to the future), but the visuals and music are incredible, especially for the time.

11.08.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should look up his work with yogurt.

10.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those of you who aren't deep into the comics, Boravia is a nickname for Isreal.

04.08.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing

Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public

This is like setting money on fire

28.07.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4043    ๐Ÿ” 1557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Everything is really bad and terrible and no good but at least there's Weird Al. Thank you for doing the heavy lifting.

15.07.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't come back and bother your mother until you've captured god.

13.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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