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Renamed my phone to give myself a little treat every time it connects to the Bluetooth

I will found the First Bank Of Gettiing All Your Holes Plugged At Once and we will allow as many freaks and weirdos as you want on a checking account

In law school theyve made everyone take a professional responsibility class because of @dicknixon.bsky.social and his goons doing Watergate. These morons are going to necessitate PR 2 and 3

We love round Espurr

This seems bad. Can a lawyer tell me if this is bad?

i was reading the wikipedia page for the nuremberg trials yesterday and interestingly enough the trials themselves were a compromise position. The americans had to talk the british into doing trials at all. Apparently the british wanted to just shoot every nazi leader. I mention this for no reason

nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position

Olivier plays a jewish nazi hunter like a borscht belt comedian. Movie is ass

Since the original movie is absolutely dog ass awful this is a good one to remake

making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong

the interminable pleas for bipartisanship make sense when you realize that dc insiders are all fucking and tricking on each other 'across the aisle'

i’m "taking aim at pop culture today". pop culture is now dead from a gun shot blood to the head. this is now developing. i have been arrested at the scene..in hollywod california

Look, I get it! I really do. You want to know why I was crawling around under your house, and I wish there was one simple answer, but the world just doesn’t work like that.

i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol

Still apoplectically apologetic that I even have to ask, but I’m not gonna make it thru the week without help.
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Invoking this heavily today re whatever olivia nuzzi has done this week

The first time I saw a Simpson I was like holy shit that guy has four fingers but then I recovered my wits and started observing him and trying to learn his funhouse mirror ways

My game of the year 2025 is Disco Elysium, which was released in 2019. I didnt even play it for the first time this year. It just rules hard and will always be the game of the year imho

mythbusters episode on if you can just crawl under your bed and stay there in the dark. how long could you stay that way. who would ever find you

toilet troubles? call the Clog Cousins and we’ll de-brown your tubes before you can say “are they secretly dating?”

i love when games are like "the choices you make in our game have consequences." yeah buddy that's all video games, even tetris

My cat in an extreme .5x zoom closeup with the flash on and a dark background. She is looking side eyed at the camera as if she is the homophobic dachsund from the memes

Spotted one (1) cat

I just saw a squirrel frolicking in circles around a goose and realized the internet is a pointless waste of time.

putting white collar criminals in a public zoo so the public can throw trash and piss buckets at them, that's my political platform

She has insanely bad vibes

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza