Chris Stone

Keep speaking your truth King, no-one deserves the vile abuse you've been getting (in our house). Although you were looking a bit chubby.

And also after (individual) opposition exits from X so it just looks like they're being last to take a stand

Hates comedy as well

Frozen 3 : Return to the Amazon

TINY HANDS, TINY CARS let's go

"Someday you will find me....."

That will be amazing

This perfectly encapsulates me walking backwards slowly away from anyone spouting this sort of utter shite - for reference my head would be tilted slightly, left eyebrow raised a little.

Harry Cole Saves For His End Of Month Utility Bills

It's nailed on, right?

It's like The Manchurian Candidate crossed with Dumb and Dumber

👍 not a controversial opinion round ar way....we think he's a cross between jug-eared Lineker and chinny-reckon Jimmy Hill so all the Match of the Day eras basically 👍

I hope I'm also welcome to hope that whoever your badly represented constituents vote in next, you and your colossal ignorance are consigned to the dustbin of history. You are a disgrace.

Keano's raging - the real victory

".....and coming up later I've got two new tracks from Scatty Chalk, four lads from Bramcote making a big noise..."

Powerful stuff methinks

I've got one with punchline "He cried when he pulled his stump out" but it's a bit blue for the PC woke crowd - where do you stand on a bit of humour for the dads?

Twitter in the mud

I don't recognise this country (or Barrymore) anymore

Part of his act is he turns his head upside down and looks exactly the same, that's entertainment

This guy's on the fast track to Michael McIntyre's Big Show, no doubt he's the funniest guy in arr pub

Every 15 min city will have a so-called 'Little Chef' (who does that sound like) and a Greggs - it's all connected, wake up sheeple

sweet man, good to hear

Aye no bother

I heard they've left their Cardiff hotel room in a right two and eight - Vimto stains, half eaten BabyBells everywhere and they spilled a load of talcum powder on one of the couches

Not of it stands for All Ingerland (aren't we) you muppet

When they were elected I really thought they'd be braver and better at politics - maybe the silver lining is that this whole shambles has demonstrated the heart and principles still in the party - I have some faith that Labour can get back on the right track but some change has to happen soon

That's why they called it "The Top Twenty" - basically 25 didn't exist as a number

If it's getting cramped and swamped and submerged by the interesting/spicy/sexy/alluring other cultures that we have in these Isles, maybe that's because it's the beigest, small-minded, warm-beerest,badly-cooked-roast dinnerest culture going (I'm a white englishmen by the way).

100% - also, giving it all that veneer steers you away from a highly possible truth - maybe pure Englishness/English culture/English heritage is just a bit shit?