Bryan Murphy

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and those weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbors who all hated each others' guys until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

Two wildfires in US west spur ‘fire clouds’ with erratic weather systems Containment slips for megafire in Grand Canyon and large blaze in Utah as hot and dry weather fans flames

the grand canyon being engulfed in flames since july 4 is just too apt of an augury for this empire

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Distracted boyfriend meme. The boyfriend is the Giants. The girl walking by is a 500 record. The girlfriend is literally anything else.

We’re back here:

Jung Hoo Lee notches another hit, giving him 4 on the day. That's the 1st 4-hit game of his MLB career #SFGiants

The Giants reeeeeeeeeeeeally hate Oracle Park. (Or Giants fans?)

when was the last time the Giants hit 2x 3-run homers in a game

Bob Melvin getting runs off a hit and run and a bunt? We’re never gonna hear the end of that

The Mets might not be as good as they think!

This is one of the funniest images humanity has ever crafted.

New Naked Gun has a joke about Tivo so specific I almost feel it was worth the price of admission alone

Republicans hate regulations on corporations but love placing regulations on voters.

Giants fans love Bob “BoMel” Melvin and his style of play! The results don’t matter so long as we got that Humm Baby! vibe going

2023 final record: 82-80
2024 final record: 80-82
2025 final record: TBD!

Bob Melvin, last 3 seasons:
8/5/23 with Padres: 55-56
8/2/24 with Giants: 55-56
8/2/25 with Giants: 55-56

Hahaha holy shit!
San Diego Padres on August 5, 2023: 55-56

The San Francisco Giants…

August 2, 2024: 55-56
August 2, 2025: 55-56

Haha if the Mets lose THIS game

LaMonte Wade Jr. released by the Angels.

6 for his last 21 heading into today

Given the available options, he’s the only one who can hit a little.

The hate mail I got for criticizing Matt Williams the coach because he’s Matt Williams Giant Legend was the moment I knew this era of Giants Baseball was fully off the rails

i once said that if kai-wei teng never threw a fastball he could be a big leaguer and this game is pretty close to proving that hypothesis

oof

I’m listening today what’s he saying on TV?

Good Giants =/= Good Players, unfortunately

Happens to the best of us. It just seems hard to believe that the Giants have no good players — but they don’t!

Haha if the Mets lose THIS game

Ballgame.