Bryan Murphy

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Justin Verlander's one-year deal is for $13 million, but $11 million is deferred. Payments on that start in 2030.

Justin Verlander will be turning 47 years old in 2030.

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

US-made thermal and thermobaric weapons from places like Garland, Texas, and St. Charles, Missouri, dropped by the Israel military to "evaporate" at least 2,842 Palestinians.

Devastating reporting from @aljazeera.com

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wait, the guy who hired garbanzo24 is a Bay kid too? paul toboni, reveal your McC handle.

The 21st century has been a demonstrative rejection by the American electorate of the ideas that billionaires are bad and the New Deal was good.

Quark holding up a bat'leth wearing a traditional Klingon warrior uniform.

Chief O'Brien massages Major Kira. They're both **really** into it.

Worf sings Klingon opera alone on the bridge of the Defiant.

Extreme closeup of Michael Dorn as Worf, staring at someone offscreen (it's Grilka, the Klingon woman who is Quark's ex-wife and who is so hot that she makes Worf lose control). Anyway, for 30 years, Bryan has been fixated on the fact that there's a GIANT booger in Michael Dorn's left nostril. Even when TV screens were standard def 480p you could tell.

🖖NEW EPISODE🖖 Bryan and @cmarciel.bsky.social play Trek Marry Kill with the episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine where Worf (begrudgingly) and Dax (excitedly) help Quark get laid as Love In A Vacuum Month continues.

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So ICE with its $80 billion of funding is set to permanently occupy American cities across the board.

No one's coming to put it out.

From an AL team staffer: "I'm fairly certain that ICE is not going to show up at a baseball complex looking for players to arrest. ... But these guys also exist in the broader society around them, and spend time away from the field at other places."

Remember the time he broke his hand

MIKE TROUT: Let's say our favorite player on three. One... two... three...

MIKE TROUT: Derek Jeter!
HUNTER STRICKLAND: JOHN ROCKER

"New victories pour in daily" is such a fuck you to the would-be Panicans, too, as victory = money and it's only pouring into Trump's poopy pants.

You know I can't actually publish my thoughts, right?

I have three monitors and they're barely enough.

The most sinking feeling I have is that these are gonna just become normalized because of all the other horrors in America that have become normalized because America excels at normalizing horrors.

Because the “rivalry” is so one-sided as to be totally irrelevant?

I think the 49ers are all the way dead now. There's no coming back from this.

Someone on Polymarket has just placed a $100k bet that the US will strike Iran today. $4m payout if true.

More money than sense or insider information, you decide.

USAF F-35 stealth fighter jets are en route to the Middle East, Fox reports.

The replies want socialism. Really funny stuff since (being NFL fans) none of them have ever thought about another person in their life

Give em hell

Equal time in America:

Point: “Murder and pedophilia are wrong.”

Counterpoint: (listing all the races they hate + misogyny + the threat of violence)

You've won in so many ways and all the time. 🫡

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Maybe Barbara at some point. But not the rest of them.

I’m afraid the Seahawks are going to win a lot today because they have to continue their humiliation of the formerly great 49ers franchise and winning the Super Bowl in their home stadium does exactly that.

Garry Marshall’s SUPER BOWL HALFTIME

The 49ers are, effectively, a dead language.