Elbee

Only 150 dollars worth. It was not great.

Glad they’re driving. I went to Iceland and Netherlands before Labor Day and United Airlines held onto my luggage for six days.

I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.

This is what I’m missing when I forgot about this app.

Hahahahahahahahha

Radio on. Eyes closed.

My dog is glaring at me

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That’s all folks. I can’t do it.

Just a laugher.

Please.

Raise your hand if you have been victimized by the Niners “field goal attempts”.

Several games too late

Why is this happening when I am out of the country?

Area Dog wakes up at 3am and makes it everyone’s problem and is now sleeping again.

And here I thought formula 2 field flipping over each other and no one doing their jobs of staying in the lines was main chaos of the day.

Aluminum can reading sparkling water SUNSHINE naturally essenced La Croix

What does this even mean?

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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A couple hours behind right now because I went outside

I drew two walks and scored a run in my first rec softball game.

My dog had a stomach emergency and I put my blanket in the wash and now the washing machine overflowed. Kind of rude.

How grand.

I guess Oakland Zoo hit the wrong button.

🤦‍♀️

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Gotta clean up before going on the road

Now the crickets have upset him. I would prefer sleep.

My dog saw a raven he saw on the walk last week on his lawn. So now he’s guarding me from it.

This is brand new information to him.

I haven’t been keeping up with Doctor Who at all and the current news has been questioning it all.

Went to go wash my face for the evening, and ended up putting more concealer on instead. I’m going straight to sleep.

This is illegal!