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@thisiselbee.bsky.social

the bullpen is πŸ’” in all leagues, even hockey; under this name at many participating locations. Screaming about Baseball (SFG) and Race Cars (IndyCar, F1) with special guest stars San Jose Sharks.

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Started my taxes and they want a hundred more dollars. Okay dude.

08.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Area dog tried to eat peanut he found on the ground. He famously cannot eat peanuts, they make him sick for days until he throws it up. So guess who had to go down his throat to prevent him from his fate?

24.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked if I was allowed to have breakfast and he sighed at me.

24.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Small red dog curled up on blanket

Small red dog curled up on blanket

I am being protected by a cuddle bug.

24.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white cat is looking at the camera with a blurry background . Alt: a white cat is looking at the camera with a blurry background .

In summary:

24.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a mild cold that won’t leave. Lingering is almost worst.

04.01.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ate some marshmallows so now my tummy is upset.

04.01.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses is reading a book on a couch ALT: a woman wearing glasses is reading a book on a couch
04.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My face hurts so bad, I’m ready to be done with this head cold. It kept me awake last night and now I’m grouchy.

03.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s midnight and I just woke up to this.

03.01.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a grey sweater and blue jeans is standing in front of a blue background Alt: a man wearing a grey sweater and blue jeans is standing in front of a blue background

Me, earlier.

02.01.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cold won’t leave me. It’s held on for a week now. It’s more of a nuisance thought and thank god it’s not the flu.

02.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched . Alt: a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched .

@taylahtalksk.com I saw people posting that it’s 20 year anniversary of High School Musical

02.01.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of SF giants single game ticket page - march 27 New York yankees at oracle park 1:25pm PT 2 promotions available Giants opening day. β€œComemorative pin” first 40,000 fans in attendance. Presented by oracle.

Screenshot of SF giants single game ticket page - march 27 New York yankees at oracle park 1:25pm PT 2 promotions available Giants opening day. β€œComemorative pin” first 40,000 fans in attendance. Presented by oracle.

Copy editors, who needs β€˜em?!

30.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Small red dog looking at camera

Small red dog looking at camera

Area dog reports 13th birthday.

27.12.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LISTEN

18.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a time.

18.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

18.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did this happen again? Maybe I got really into reading Reddit.

18.12.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only know kerb because of Formula 1 because I didn’t know the British had such a different spelling until last year. Usually it’s only a letter or two lol.

18.12.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was like that MCC guy with his own metric… oh beans.

18.12.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me 5 minutes to remember his MCC name but I knew he was from there

18.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was pointing at my phone as I was leaving work trying to find someone to tell, Reuben.

18.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is laughing with flames behind him Alt: a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is laughing with flames behind him
18.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

garbanzo24 ... please share your vision of BEANS with the masses

17.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

A shorthand goal?

06.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No power for me! The wind got me!

05.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a Tuesday

29.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are the Sharks at 8pm? That feels late. Did baseball ruin me? Did I forget the ancient texts?

29.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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