Ratbitch

So a bloke who owns one t-shirt, and noshes off a wannabe dicator who thinks two Christmas presents for kids is plenty, thinks the average American has fewer than three friends. Meanwhile, his new orange friend has more autocrats than that on speed dial.

Leave @isobeloakeshitt.bsky.social out of this.

Every accusation is a confession and we do have the thai cave incident as confirmation. Safe to say Herr Plugs approves.

Bookies favourites to star in the next JK Rowling adaptation.

Leading Scottish Gender Critical TERF who celebrated the supreme kangaroo court hearing on Trans rights, charged with multiple cases of child sexual abuse. Every accusation is a confession.

The plan wasn't for her to come back, surely?

I diDn'T lEaVe tHe lEfT tHe lEfT LeFt mE @daverubin.bsky.social

Elmo's rockets are as wonky as his penis.

I am become triggered #laminatedfacecunt

This is not the brexit we voted for.

This is why it's important to massage his ego and try to isolate him from the truly evil people trying to pull his strings. Love or hate him he did not appoint russian assets, cranks and maga grifters to run these departments first time around. It's only now with a certain bald nazi showed up.

The only option. Aside from those wins it also probably pissed off the bald nazi which is another win. Driving a wedge between the two is the way to go.

Can't stop thinking about 'laminated face cunt'. Makes me smile every time. Bill Burr is a fucking hero. #twitterguy #laminatedfacecunt

I'm betting neither of these tragic specimens has ever had sex.

Beavis and Butthead movie

Less rapey

Grandad, what was MAGA?

😂

Aww bless. Please notice me Elmo.

Elon Musk working class... how f*cking stupid can you be?

Which one, Dyson?

Stamped all over it with his gender-affirming footwear.

The most blue check tweet ever.