Deníchwita 🥢💜

Oh and there IS food at home, my mom bought it... Only problem is that she purposefully bought the very things she can eat and I can't eat or I'd die, because that's just who she is.

So there's food! It's just that it's only eggs, pork and in general, things that trigger my gallbladder issues.

I wasn't kidding when I said I would eat air for 2 straight days because I bought a fancy book

HOWEVER, I'm hungry now but very much not regretting my choices lol

yoongi photoshopped inside the top of a jean pocket. he’s smiling wearing a backwards ball cap and navy blue supreme shirt.

putting him in my pocket for safe keeping ♡

Whenever I feel pressure about questions like this, I remember my solemn vow to model my worldview on that of Vincent Price, who included his favorite ballpark hot dogs in a book of gourmet recipes from around the world.

TRUST ME when I tell you, this is exactly what I needed after 2 weeks of overtime at work.

Just VMIN, NAMGI JiHOPE, absolute balm for the soul

Does anyone else constantly remember that "I literally bled purple" Tumblr text post where an ARMY went to the hospital after being st*bb*d with a blue pen by accident?

Because I'll repeat it several times a day and nobody knows wtf I'm talking about

EXACTLY THIS! On that scrunchy pic? That's munchable. Just omnomnom those cheeks and arms

I LITERALLY THOUGHT OF THIS SENTENCE SECONDS AFTER SEEING THE PIC, THANK YOUUUU!

We're a hive mind

PETER THIEL: we want to kill everyone. we want slaves. we will scour the earth until nothing can grow

THE NEWS: thats his beliefs and we respect that

beautiful jung hoseok smiling brightly

hobi hobi hobi do you know how much ✨joy✨ you've given me this year ive watched you command thousands in paris devour the world during HOTS & decimate berlin during the palooza of your namesake my beautiful stunning visually perfect boy you are sunshine reincarnate hope made tangible happiness real

Namgi SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER in the year 2026 THANK YOU JIMIN

Yoongi, namjoon, jimin, taehyung, and hobi standing with their arms around each other in front of the ocean

I am not okay and more okay than I have ever been

This is giving those early bangtan bomb videos where they were tiny... I love everything about this

Jimin said "ok, I'm done with the service, LET ME SERVE" 😭💜 I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY TWIN SM

NAMGI NATION WE ARE BEING FED THIS WEEK

SKFOSNDLFOSKOFLFSKLFOCKDOFOFKDOCOFOFPFODKFOFOFO *runs to Instagram*

(You can tell I'm not on social media bc how did I not see this?!)

I'm sorry but if you think I wasn't going to skip 2 days worth of groceries for getting a gilded page edition of The Phantom of the Opera, you don't know me.

Listen, I'll straight up eat nothing but AIR for 2 full days but IT'S GOT GOLDEN PAGES AND A RED BOOKMARK AND IT'S A HARDCOVER.

SHUT TF UP A SECOND YOONGI PIC HAS HIT THE TIMELINE.

WAIT, WAIT, THIS IS REAL?! MY BLORBOS?! MY LITTLE MEOW MEOWS ARE TOGETHER?! MY BLACK CAT AND GOLDEN RETRIEVER DUO?!

I want to munch on his cheeks and kiss him. And boop his nose.

I just saw a store that sells plushies at 800 pesos & I was about to complain about the price (bc I want Epic's Odysseus, MaoMao & Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries) but then I remembered that last week I bought a 700 pesos edition of The Phantom of The Opera just because there were only 6 copies left.

LET THEM COOK. I DESPERATELY NEED SUSTENANCE. MORE GRUEL PLEASEEEE

Fullmetal Pupchemist

Things are always terrible and everyone keeps posting politics, so I say cleanse the timeline with something fun and wholesome for the whole family!

If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️

I mean, not at my current job but the situationship happened at the job I had in 2023

I don’t think it’s the responsibility of the oppressed to find the humanity in their oppressors.

Unhinged pop culture thoughts I had this week:

• I want to sleep in Jungkook's abs just once in my life
• Brendan Fraser has always been FOINEEE and I'm not ashamed to admit that I had a situationship with a guy at work just bc he faintly looked similar, can't wait for the Rental Family movie

ot7 selfie from the 2025 ot7 weverse live. they’re all smiling and looking at the camera (jimin holding it), joon, taehyung, and hobi doing peace signs, album art in the background. a tumblr text post pasted at the bottom: hmm. hm. think i will spend my entire life devoted to creating art and being as kind as i possibly can

bts as tumblr text posts!

THE ENDING TO THIS WEEK'S GILDED AGE?! I AM TERRIFIED AND ALSO I LOVE PATRICK PAGE.

i’m very normal about the 3 flavors of low voices in bts:

- too low that he has a separate, higher voice for speaking on camera
- usually so soft-spoken that you don’t know what hit you when it comes out
- a low voice that pitches high and breathy when rapping fast

Chat, I think I might have PTSD from my previous job at an in-person call center bc I had to pause my calls after I remembered some bullshit that my former boss' girlfriend did & my body immediately went into fight mode so I had to convince myself that I am in my house, at a different job.

Seokjins itty bitty waist on prominent display. He’s singing into a pink mic with his left hand, his right arm is stretched in a V showcasing his world wide handsome shoulders. The red jacket is lifting up exposing his waist and hips ✨✨sluttily ✨✨. He’s wearing a dark red jacket with chains, his black pants shirt and belt that says Jin. The background is blue with pink confetti for spring day

Seokjins itty bitty waist on prominent display. He’s singing into a pink mic with his left hand, his right arm is stretched in a V showcasing his world wide handsome shoulders. The red jacket is lifting up exposing his waist and hips ✨✨sluttily ✨✨. He’s wearing a dark red jacket with chains, his black pants shirt and belt that says Jin. The background is blue with pink confetti for spring day

I need a seokjin waist lover support group bc 😩😩😩😩 #kimseokjin #runseokjin_eptour_NEWARK