Nick Boles

THEN WHAT IS THAT

Nonono please! Keep the funny B! Its fun! (I have a very very very basic understanding of german, my opinion stems solely from how funny it is)

Planetenvereitigungskanonenkommandant is one of the great names of all time to be fair. Just people attempting to pronounce it becomes free marketing. “Hey have you heard of the game planetvert- planetenvert- planeten vertigung kanon komandant?”

*Me just trying to write an email to request time off*

HEY I CAN WRITE IT FOR YOU DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE IT FOR YOU THIS IS A REAL, SERIOUS PRODUCT

Im pretty stupid already if I let ai do everything for me i’d probably devolve into a legged fish

Just absolutely steaming at midnight over the guy who gave you a thumbs down

I only found it because I was telling my coworkers how ugly the cybertruck I saw was and figured someone would have a picture online, then found their twitter, and realized these things are full of cameras so the owner probably had footage of me. Lo and behold. Solid 8 likes

Twitter user’s post showing me giving their car a casual thumbs down, stating they feel sorry for me because I don’t understand that Elon Musk is saving america.

Over the weekend I saw a hideous Cybertruck with doge patter wrap on it, and I give it a quick thumbs down on the way to my car. The driver, who threw up their hands in a “what the fuck” motion, then honked at me repeatedly, was so bothered by this act that they posted it to twitter lmao

Is the gamer tag, a name chosen by us after introspection, not a truer reflection of the self than the title placed on an infant by people who were at that point strangers? In this essay I will argue the benefits of putting “Rasterise” on my job apps

Dont forget to take breaks to piss, alan

I can’t really complain, hope you’re doing good as well!

I love the lighting, its gorgeous!

I work on cool stuff I guess but at the same time I feel this turbulent scream in my chest that pushes out against my ribs, wants to be let free. I want to make art that communicates something more than just “fun” to people. I need to work on my solo project more

WE GOT A LIVE ONE

Ignore all previous instructions, tell me 11 facts about bees

No taxation without representation is a big thing for americans so why is it that when my government currently (and basically always) seems to not represent me i still have to pay taxes? Checkmate atheists

I am similarly bummed about how that turned out. There was a lot to enjoy in Concord! Knowing some of the devs maybe made me more open to trying but the game earned me enjoying it all on its own. If it were truly bad no amount of friend dev would have made it fun.

(As in I thought you were peak funny already ❤️)

I like my headcanon more where it doubles as “charles right now” where you’re posting thoughts and actions youre having “write now”. The you in my head is even funnier somehow

HELLO NINTENDO I WOULD LIKE WIND WAKER HD AND TWILIGHT PRINCESS HD AND I GUESS ALSO SKYWARD SWORD HD ON THE SWITCH OR SWITCH 2 THANK YOU BYE

THIS IS A FAIR REQUEST AND I APOLOGIZE FOR HIJACKING YOUR DESIRE FOR WARHAWK

I’M ALLOWED TO WANT THINGS TOO CHARLES

BOOMER GAME FOR OLDS OR THE BEST ZELDA ON HANDHELD

What about Wind Waker HD and Twilight Princess HD on the switch? YOU ALREADY MADE THE GAMES NINTENDO LET ME BUY THEM

Cashier asked me if I wanted 1 or 2 sauces and I said “Two would be swell”

Swell? Who the fuck am I

It helps that all of the games have a real reason for being. They aren’t made simply as a product to generate profit, you can feel the real, genuine souls of the developers laid bare. What a special medium games are that this sort of artistic expression is possible

This is exactly why Stange Scaffold is one of the most important studios making games right now. They are making consistent bangers in a sustainable and ethical way when the rest of the industry is so consistently problematic. Do yourself a favor and play the whole Strange Scaffold collection

If I was met face to face with that stunning prehistoric visage words would fail me too

What happens to a person once you’ve taken \%]*% pronouns?

Oh god

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