@chrispatton33.bsky.social
I watch a lot of sports and try to make witty comments about what I see. I usually fail, but I try.
Only because Rockford, IL doesn’t have a team.
13.01.2025 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TV shows should have the actors introduce themselves like players do on “Sunday Night Football.”
“Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”
How in the world does Nelly Junior Joseph not play for SLU???
04.01.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring back frosted tips, Peej!
04.01.2025 15:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Winning coach gets to give the losing coach the Shake, Rattle and Roll.
30.12.2024 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Illinois is a shitty inbounds pass away from being 3-1 in the SEC.
22.12.2024 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoulda put in Illinois
22.12.2024 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Taps the sign):
11.12.2024 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No Bama????
08.12.2024 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alternate title: NIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
08.12.2024 17:59 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If this would have happened last year, Bear Bryant and Saban’s last games would have been against Illinois. That would have been the oddest footnote in CFB history.
08.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Who wants to have me on their podcast to discuss the episode of “Coach” where the Screaming Eagles go to the Patriot Bowl?
04.12.2024 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010:15 PM on a Sunday seems like the perfect time for my annual viewing of the terrible Brady Bunch as adults Christmas movie.
02.12.2024 04:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lou Carnesecca in a glorious sweater
Some college basketball coach needs to pick up Lou Carnesecca’s sweater game.
01.12.2024 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s going to have a hard time selling his haunted house in Connecticut.
30.11.2024 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hindsight being 20/20, Wisconsin probably should have just paid Bret Bielema’s assistants like he wanted.
29.11.2024 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illinois basketball to the rescue!
28.11.2024 23:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
@dumplingmenace.bsky.social the loudest I’ve ever laughed at anything on television
28.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1That’s not Goode.
27.11.2024 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18. Thunder - Noah Penda
19. Rockets - Noa Essengue
20. Nets - Will Riley
21. Grizzlies - Jase Richardson
22. Magic - Drake Powell
23. Magic - Ben Saraf
24. Thunder- Hugo Gonzalez
25. Hawks - Rocco Zikarsky
26. Nets - Kam Jones
www.sbnation.com/nba/2024/11/...
New NBA mock draft:
1. Wizards - Cooper Flagg
2. 76ers - Dylan Harper
3. Pelicans - Egor Demin
4. Raptors - Ace Bailey
5. Jazz - Khaman Maluach
6. Hornets - Tre Johnson
7. Pistons - Liam McNeeley
8. Bulls - Kasparas Jakucionis
Full mock:
www.sbnation.com/nba/2024/11/...
"The day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year." - Peggy Hill
27.11.2024 13:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No! Use up all of your buckets.
26.11.2024 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“PAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL”
24.11.2024 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illinois pulled off a heist in New Jersey on the same weekend Tommy Cutlets starts for the Giants.
24.11.2024 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh my fuckin god rutgers
23.11.2024 21:07 — 👍 308 🔁 17 💬 16 📌 2We’re not that far removed from the Big Ten refusing to schedule night games in November.
23.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The #22 Illini women’s basketball team moved to 5-0 tonight with an easy 85-66 win over Oregon State.
23.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0I pictured this as the singer selling pop out of the van she used to live in back in Alaska.
22.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
