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Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/lucky-fan-wins-open-heart-surgery-from-stars-of-the-pitt/

i think we failed as a country when we kept buying the songs where justin timberlake beatboxed

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

am i insane for having a very clear memory of a beat in Back to the Future in which (spoilers) after Marty returns to 1985 and the DeLorean won’t start, he shrugs and bangs the steering wheel with his head because the car started up again after stalling out similarly in 1955?

a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .

The remake of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS in which Dr. Lecter outwits Kash Patel by jingling his keys at him is going be awesome.

A screenshot of text from poster Jenny Nicholson

i guess what i don’t understand is how nobody has seized on how absolutely pro-crime and pro-criminal republicans’ position of “if we introduce gun regulations, criminals will just get them anyway so god forbid we make it even remotely more difficult for them to do so” is

it’s incredibly thin! thinnest iphone ever! (except for the thicker part, we don’t talk about him)

oh cool we’re back to apple being so obsessed with making something thin and light instead of giving it features

that’s why Sabrina Carpenter is so popular. she would also like us to do things for her but she says please please please and offers us coffee. she’s got manners.

man i really love being dismissed out of hand when i have the absolute temerity to talk about something i have an interest in

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.

tomlehrersongs.com

CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.

America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.

Watch and share his message.

there is one too many eighth rests in the second bar of the toy piano opening to Borderline by Madonna and it always drives me insane

Anyone who regards the uncontrolled spread of Covid-19 as anything less than an extreme threat to the long-term survival of the human community is totally, completely, absolutely wrong.

#COVID19

It’s astounding how much people want to delude themselves into thinking COVID is done and dusted. Like, you can present evidence Ace Attorney style. Hold it up to their face.

And they will manufacture lies TO THEMSELVES in real time. Which they then spread to others.

Ha!

Movie: Shrek
Language: Māori
Country: New Zealand

remember when the supreme court was only too happy to allow lower courts to block student debt relief? it’s almost like the government wants us dead

i love songs from the pov of a criminal sung by people who would never do those things. christopher cross, i love you, but there is no way you went on a murder spree and engaged in a cross-country chase to get to the Mexican border

Linus and Charlie Brown from Peanuts demonstrating. Linus is holding a sign: "HATE NEVER MADE ANY NATION GREAT"

NYT crossword completion indicators -- Friday, June 13 is marked complete; Thursday, June 12 is marked as just over half-finished.

The completed Thursday June 12 puzzle, which I'm unable to alter, indicating it is filled in correctly.

the NYT games department has an interesting concept of "half-finished crossword"

what i do not understand is . in "doctor who." eleventh doctor. they revealed that the statue of liberty is a giant Weeping Angel. ok. BUT. why did matt smith doctor not call on Big Jesus from Brazil to fistfight it. moffat is a hack

a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “

good morning friends 💚✨

Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”

God, Space Ghost was so good